tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-247335632012-02-02T12:40:04.686-06:00Meemshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00455991239164794743noreply@blogger.comBlogger4781100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24733563.post-15665207502792340372010-11-12T17:55:00.001-06:002010-11-12T17:55:00.726-06:00

i think for the first time, ever, i truly understand what it feels like to be overwhelmed.i have a two year old with chronic ear infectionsi have an almost-one year old who seems to be teething every damn monthi'm almost 8 months pregnant with a little boy (who's already 7lbs, by the way) that does not understand my innards need a break from his relentless kicking and punching to get out...but it

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-i wish men could get pregnant just once in their lifetime so they could experience all the weird-nasty shit in their dicks that women have to with their vaginas. this is where you stop reading if you don't want to read about how my giney feels and looks like a tube of astroglide just exploded in it.-every now and then, i think about going back to school for my masters and actually pursuing a

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i know i've been m.i.a. for a while but that's only because an almost-2 year old and an almost 8-month old terrorizing my life and an almost 5-month old fetus destroying my uterus because Jay does not remember how to pull. the fuck. out. so, my life consists of temper tantrums, poopy diapers, leaky tits, and vomit.lits- demands juice every waking moment. her favorite word is 'fuck'. just like her

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so, having 2 small kids turned out to be a pretty time consuming task, hence the lack of blogging. but i love every moment of craziness.kylie: my little nugget. oh, i am so in love with her. just as cute as cute can get. that little girl nurses like a champ and it's finally starting to show. there was some concern initially about her weight as she was premature, but she's now gaining weight. so

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well, my 2009 was pretty damn awesome. my littleface was a happy, screaming, and kicking littleface. my hubby was a wheelin and dealin money-makin' machine. and i was just sitting back taking it all in. 2010 will hopefully be that and much more. we've got a new kicker and screamer in the house...doing a lot more screaming than kicking though. yes, kylie nicole, li-li, has arrived. a few weeks

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my ittle bittles,although you will always be my baby, you have now become my little girl, my "bid-dirl". feeding yourself, putting on your own clothes [usually backwards or with a limb stuck in the wrong hole], peeing on the potty! where has the time gone??? it seems like yesterday you were this tiny, helpless little baby content with cuddling with me in the rocker for hours. now, you're a

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so we've got another 6 or so weeks [give or take a couple weeks] before the little nugget makes her debut. while this has been by far the easiest pregnancy, i'm becoming more and more fatigued as the days pass. sometimes it's hard to keep up with lits' constant demand for attention. i think on some level she kinda gets that mommy can't do as much running around and playing anymore. if i'm sitting

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i'm nervous and anxious and i want this little baby* to get out of my uterus.for the most part, this pregnancy has been breezy. i've actually enjoyed being pregnant; my only complaint was morning sickness. now, i just don't wanna gain any more weight. i look like a fucking whale.most of my anxiety comes from worrying about how ava's gonna react to having a new baby in the house and not getting

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Jay and i are starting to clash over the whole discipline issue. ava-marie, my littleface, is a little angel all day long when it's just the two of us at home. i hardly ever have to discipline her, but when i do, she knows mommy means business.when her daddy walks through that door, that little midget turns into a fucking beast. knocking shit over, throwing shit everywhere, screaming and all

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perhaps it's the hormones, but every time i listen to this song i cry a little.

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holidays, holidays, get the fuck out of my LIFE! i don't know what the fuck, why the fuck, how the fuck it happened, but Jay and i both had our families here for thanksgiving. two dysfunctional families under one roof? who the fuck? speaking of 'fuck', that word is officially part of ava-marie's vocabulary. i have no idea how she learned that word.so, thanksgiving. i did all of the cooking. for

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ittle-bittle-littles!you are now an ass-kicking 14 month old! firstly, mommy needs you to STOP RUNNING! "come here, lits!" does not mean "run in the opposite direction of mommy and make her chase you down, lits!" seriously, that's all you do- run & play. don't get me wrong. i'm all for you tiring yourself out, getting a bath, and getting your little ass in bed by 8. i'm almost 7 months pregnant.

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having a toddler is so damn awesome 95% the time. ava-marie is such a happy, carefree little person; you can't help but love being around her. she just talks and talks with the most intense expressions on her face. she makes me think she's telling me some really heavy shit, like secret government information, and i'm a terrible person because i don't understand a single word that's coming out of

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and everyone, well almost everyone is sleeping. the little nugget thought i was due for some sidekicks to the uterus, so here i am. Jay was actually supposed to be home on sunday but managed to get an earlier flight out and surprised us this afternoon. the past couple of days had been pretty rough with lits being sick and cranky and whiny, so when she finally took a nap, i passed out right beside

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my little cuddlebug,this past month has been really rough for you. daddy just up and left and you have lost your rabid-assed mind. i forgive you 'cause you're so damn cute. we have good days and we have some bad ones. i love the days when you're just so happy, giggling and trying your best to run before face-planting into the wall. i can't help but to laugh every time i see you run. those little

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hello. is there anybody in there?this very moment marks the first time lits has slept for more than three hours since Jay left. my poor little cub.they don't put this shit in those mom-to-be books.

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the first week of Jay being gone has been very, very unpleasant. ava got sick almost immediately after he left thanks to some idiot bringing their sick kid to ava's party. who the fuck does that?! why would you bring your sick kid around a bunch of healthy kids at a goddamn party? that shit is so not right. oh! and i found out this is the same bitch who hosts chicken pox parties! yeah, the

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ittle bittles!!my sweet darling little girl, you're 1 year old now! i still remember every detail of your birth like it was yesterday. labor, delivery, hearing you cry and seeing your littleface for the first time. most newborns look like little ugly old people, but you, my love, were an exception. you were the most beautiful baby in the world that day. i would love to take credit for that, but

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busy busy busy bee i am. my great uncle died 2 weeks ago after a year-long battle with lung and brain cancer. while we were getting his affairs in order, we found out he didn't have life insurance because he was HIV+ and no one would insure him. while everyone else was arguing over money and who would pick up the funeral costs*, i was simply in awe of how this man lived with a terrible disease

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oh my gawd, i'm so fucking bloated. i've never looked forward to taking a shit as much as i do right now. i eat way too goddamn much. i've eaten so much this weekend that Jay actually told me i needed to stop. "every time i look up, you're putting food in your mouth. i don't think you're supposed to be eating that much, geez." i'd feel bad if i were eating unhealthy food, but almost everything i

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my little ava-bug,my goodness, how you've grown and become quite the little helper. you love to help me and daddy cook and you love trying new foods. i love the faces you make and how you smack your lips when you try something new. you also try to help out with folding laundry. although your idea of helping is snatching the clothes from their neat little pile and placing them in a circle around

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i feel old. i have never looked forward to 9:00pm so much since i became a mom. at this point, i don't even care if ava's awake at 9, i'm taking my ass to bed. that little girl has worn me out; she's such a busy little person. always into something.my niece spent the weekend with us and i took her shopping for everything she needed for school. i still can't get over this kid being 8 years old in

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i say that way more often than i would like to. "ava-marie, that's a no-no!" "no-no, ava!" and most recently, "AVA! NOOOO!!" around 2 am, i could hear ava making grunting noises. i figured she was just tossing and turning in her sleep and didn't think anything of it. about 30 seconds later, i hear her screaming at the top of her lungs. Jay and i both hop out of the bed and run to her room where

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i love love LOVE weekends. ava tends to sleep in after a long night of playtime with her daddy while mommy gets some extra special morning nookie. when i'm finally ready to roll out of bed, Jay has already given Ava her bath and snapped her into a onesie and they're in the kitchen making breakfast. he can finally make french toast without burning it! i just love watching those two interact; that

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i've now got the baby pooch going on. i've been telling Ava she has a baby brother or sister on the way and i let her rub my belly. except, she doesn't really rub. she's more of a poker/pusher. sometimes, she'll lay on her head on my belly and pat it when she sees her daddy doing it. he'll say "mama's got a baby in her belly" and she'll lift up her shirt, and grab her own belly. oh, yeah, my baby

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boogabear,you're in double-digits now! in just a couple of months you'll be one year old! as the weeks go by, i'm beginning to see you more as my little girl instead of my little baby. it's so amazing to watch you grow and become your own little person. a year ago you were a freakin fetus in my belly voguing on the sonogram. now, you're crawling, attempting to walk and talk and it all just blows

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little baby in my belly has been dubbed "the nunuBaby" by his/her father. i don't really like it but i'll deal. i'm not even in the second trimester and i'm already setting rules for shit that IS NOT going down when this baby is ready to arrive. i guess they think because you're having a baby you're in another world and you're not really paying attention to what's going on, people feel it's okay

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have you ever smelled someone's breath so stank it made you wanna kick their ass? oh. my gawd. like, how do you not smell your own breath when it's stanky like that? i mean you gotta taste that shit marinating on your taste buds.anyhoos, it's 10 something in the pm. ava's in one of her moods where she's sleepy as fuck but refuses to go to sleep and cries every two seconds. fortunately me for me,

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.... i'm not dead.-although sometimes i do think about killing my husband. really, how hard is it to put your goddamn socks in the hamper after you take them off? trifling sonofabitch. it never fails. he gets in bed with socks on, but when he gets out of bed they're gone. i get to find them all stuffed down in the footboard when i make the bed in the morning. it makes my eye twitch.-it would be

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operation: not be a mom for a night? success. sweet, sweet, successnot only did i get drunk, dance like white people, get in 5 fights [3 verbal with some queens and 2 physical with some dirt nasty hoes] resulting in my getting thrown out of every single bar/club i went to that night, i came thisclose to getting arrested. those handcuffs were not very fuzzy. i don't really like the right to remain

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my bellybutton itches. i don't know if that's because it's naturally all nasty and stank in there or because Jay jizzed in it and i've still got little soldiers trying to find the light. i've pretty much let him cum on every part of my body and the bellybutton has to be the most unpleasant location. for real, dude? ew.tonight, i am going out with some frienemies for the first time in like a year.

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i know i'm a few days late, but my little muffin, you are 8 months old now. you have become such a handful but i love every moment of it. you are quite the little talker just babbling away to me, your daddy, all of your little stufties, and every person you encounter. people always comment on how bubbly you are, but they've obviously never seen you when it's naptime, bathtime, when you're getting

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monday. oh, monday.it's almost 11. littleface and i are still in our pajamas. i was gonna take her to the park later on but i don't really feel like doing much today. we've been having the funkiest weather so of course it means i have to get sick. i just hope the little one doesn't get sick too.my little angel said her first [real] word last week."dada".at first, i was all excited because she

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ava is in this phase of what i like to call "discovering her voice". she's making all these new sounds with different pitches and ranges, some not so easy on the eardrums, but it's actually pretty funny to watch as she makes these crazy faces to go along with these new sounds.i really wish i had the camera on to catch her in a little moment not long ago. while i was at the fridge trying to think

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i am having a very happy mother's day. Jay has declared this my day off. i don't have to do anything until ava gets hungry cause he "ain't got no milk in [his] titties." silly boy. he's so sweet though. after some morning nookie, he happily rolled out of bed to get littleface up for the day. he gave her a bath and got her smelling all good before serving me a delicious breakfast in bed- a big ol'

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it feels soooo good to be back home. in my house. in MY bed w/ my littleface [and her 2 little teeth!] and hubby. not in a stinkin, filthy hospital. it took nearly a month, but my mom is doing a lot better. both the sepsis and pneumonia have cleared and she was just taken off the ventilator a couple of days ago, but she still has to go through dialysis everyday until her kidneys are back to

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it pretty much just fell.-my mother has lupus which has been well-controlled, but now she has pneumonia. not good when you practically have no immune system to fight it off. 'hello, sepsis. how are you today?'-my little brother has decided to acquire a heroin addiction. it explains so much of his recent behavior but all i can think is "how did this happen?" and "how did i not know?"-my husband

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i went to the doctor today to discuss how we're gonna treat this little mass on my spine that's giving me all kinds of hell. of the 4 options available, 2 didn't apply to me (chemo, radiation) and i sure has hell ain't lettin nobody cut near, around, or anywhere in the vicinity of my spine. so, i've started the cortisone injections again. *heavy sigh*the needles, man. the needles.and the

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i went to see a chiropractor who sent me back to my pcp who sent me to get an mri which showed a tumor on my spine which had to be biopsied. 4 days later, i get the results. tumor is benign. now, i have 4 days of eating to catch up on and endless amounts of cuddling to do with my little inky binky and my hubby.

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my little snickerdoodle, you are 6 months old now. 18 lbs, 11 oz, and 28 inches of juicy goodness. this is the first time since you were born that we know your exact measurements. this is also the first time you didn't act a straight up fool during your checkup. the only time you cried was when you got your shots and no one can blame you for that; mommy hates needles too.while some of my

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there is something so unpleasant about waking up with a dick in your asshole-- this is a very serious statement. i don't care how many green beers you had, you don't get to violate me like that. what the fuck is wrong with you, man?some days, i feel like i will forever smell like baby puke.i am really sick of cuntbags not giving me a goddamn courtesy wave when i let them merge. if i didn't have

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i find that i'm a lot happier when i think happy thoughts. that's such a simple statement but it really is true. there are times when i really can't help but be just a little depressed, but i feel like i'm entitled to those feelings given the experiences i've lived through.my two favoritest people in the world are in bed next to me all snuggled up together engaging in a very serious conversation.

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we didn't forget, babygirl.you're in our thoughts everyday.

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my little angel was a little monster last week. she has purified herself in the waters of lake minnetonka and is now my little angel again. seriously, purple rain heals the soul.i would really love 4-6 consecutive hours of sleep. just cause i really miss sleep.i fucking hate springtime. sure, the weather's nice and everything's all getting all pretty and colorful. well, fuck you springtime! i

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letting ava sleep in her crib at night is not turning out so well. she actually did very well the first few nights, but she's been really fussy and cranky for the past week. so, it's just been a lot easier on all of us just to keep her in our room. i'm not sure if it's because she's teething, because she's growing and not nursing enough, or because she just wants to be held. it's really starting

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oh, i'm so glad it's the weekend. Jay is home and he gets to take over and handle fussyface while i RELAX. oh my goodness, she is so spoiled. the past 2 days she's wanted nothing but to be held and be entertained. i can get with that because i just love to sit and love on her. however, there comes a time of the day when i need a solid 15 minutes to myself to take a shit and i wanna be left alone

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you ever have one of those moments where you don't really know what to say or do so you just sit there and make farting sounds with your mouth? yeah, i'm having one of those moments. after much delay, Jay had to lay off 7 people in his department and he's feeling like the biggest asshole because of it. it's really not his fault though. he was given notice back in october, when he went back to

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my little munchkin,you are 5 months old today. that means you're almost 6 months old, which means you're gonna be a year old soon! aaaahhhh!!!! i know i say this all the time, but you are getting so big! you usually tower over the other babies in your age group we randomly encounter, but that comes from your daddy; everyone in his family is tall. developmentally, you're getting a little ahead of

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it's valentine's day. i've never really been a fan of this "holiday" because it's so commercial and i can't stand the thought of people profiting from occasions that should be meaningful and have some sentimental value [if you don't associate the day with the st. valentine's day massacre] to others. that doesn't mean i don't enjoy and appreciate the fact that i have a wonderfully amazing husband

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ava is definitely in what i like to call "discovery mode". anything and everything that she can grab goes straight into her mouth. it's actually pretty neat to watch as she figures out new textures and tastes. oh, those faces she makes are just too adorable. she makes a lot of faces her daddy makes, too. it's just not fair how much alike they are.i finally got the nerve to sign up for a dance

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i feel myself getting overwhelmed with a lot of shit i shouldn't really be overwhelmed with. i'm all agitated and annoyed over stupid things. and i'm a mom. i don't know what the hell i'm doing being someone's mom. i'm married. and i pretty much suck at being a wife. and then there's me. i don't remember what it was like to just be me. no attachments, no obligations, no rules. just me and all my

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Jay and i went out for the first time without littleface last weekend. he took me to see "unborn". i'm gonna stop getting excited about scary movies. i always get disappointed. except with the saw movies.okay, so, in the days leading up to this little outing, i was pretty damn anxious and nervous and scared and excited and i kept feeling like i was gonna piss on myself with all these emotions

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little bits,you are a very happy and healthy four month-old baby bear now. although, you were not very happy when mama and daddy took you to see your pediatrician for your checkup this past friday. this visit actually went a lot better than your previous ones..... but i don't think that's really saying much.you have gotten so BIG! you weigh a little over 15 pounds now and right around 27-28

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i have the cutest little-faced baby ever. and i'm not biased one bit. there's just something bout babies, especially my own little one, that turns me into mush. she looks so stinkin cute in her little swing drifting off to sleepyland. and that swing? it vibrates and it plays music.best. gift. EVER.i'm starting to let her sleep in her crib in the nursery more often during the day so that the

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i'm a mom.......?????........!!!!!!!

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i am so damn tired. it looks like ava's going through a growth spurt so there's no sleeping and lots of nursing. i'd gotten so used to how scheduled she is that this shit is really taking me for a ride. and she's so stinkin fussy. i think she's cussing at me because it's not like her normal cry and i can't say that i appreciate her tone right about now. the moms know that fuss i'm talking about--

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it's 2009. like, for real for real. where the fuck is my spaceship?Jay: "fuck, dude. when i was a kid, i thought we'd be living like the jetsons or some shit in 2009."Me: i don't know why you insist on calling me "dude". i've been fucking you for five and a half years and we're still not past that shit? and bitch, there were no black people on the jetsons. what you tryna say? you don't want no

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my littleface,today, you are 3 months old! i can hardly believe it! you've grown sooooo much since you were born that you're almost a different baby. and no worries, you won't have a check-up until next month so you won't be tortured by that evil doctor with her nasty needles on your special day.ava-marie, you are truly your father's daughter. not only do you look just like him but you also have

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i'm starting to get a little lot bored with the routine life of being a stay-at-home mommy. don't get me wrong, i am grateful to be in a position where i can stay home while my husband is off testing the boundaries of how many people he can call 'an incompetent asshole' and throw chairs around before he gets fired and i love that i get to spend all this time with my littleface. there's just no

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the past 3 weeks have been pretty hellacious around here. i don't have the energy to give a blow-by-blow account of everything, but it all started at thanksgiving dinner with my mother-in-law, who'd been sober for like 3 years, getting smashed, insulting my family and revealing that her husband has been having an affair and how she plans to fuck him in the divorce. oh yeah, a thanksgiving to

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-thanksgiving sucked.-my birthday sucked.-my husband, my baby, and i are sick.this shit sucks.

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little muffin,you turned 2 months old this past saturday and today was your well-baby checkup. it did not go very well. not at all. i don't think you like your pediatrician. and, to be honest, i don't really like her either. she probably thinks i'm a big, fat liar because the description i give of you and your temperament is the total opposite of the way you behaved. you cried for nearly 2 hours,

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oh, how time flies.first, my little muffin's first shopping trip. she was such a little angel. everyone was so amazed, as i was i, at how chill she was, not even 2 months old yet, all swaddled up while i did some serious shopping. i had Jay on standby just in case something was to go awry. but my littleface was perfect. there were so many people who wanted to pinch her cheeks, but i'm not ready

Meemshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00455991239164794743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24733563.post-45174457166286292382008-11-10T10:53:00.002-06:002009-02-25T20:53:52.169-06:00

Jay and i are interviewing [crazy] people for a part-time, possibly full-time housekeeping job. ugh.oh, there will be stories to tell.but first, littleface and i are gonna go attempt to do some christmas shopping. i say *attempt* because this will be the first time i'm taking her out a) by myself, b) in her swaddle-like carrier that looks so uncomfortable for her, and c) in public places where

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not much going on here. getting lots of mommy, daddy, and ava time in before daddy has to go back to work.tuesday night, along with the rest of the country, we hung out with some close friends and watched with anticipation as the election votes came in. to quote the next first lady, "for the first time in my adult life, i am proud of my country." i have never felt so optimistic about the future

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this is my first attempt at blogging while nursing. i'm pretty sure it took me a solid minute to type that one sentence. i have cutest the little baby; it's just too much.i've got the sniffles and i can feel my body starting to shut down so i predict Ava will be getting her first cold very soon. i'm just like 'awww, i don't want her to get sick.' she's gonna be so miserable and i'm not looking

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my baby smiled at me for the first time this morning! oh, it was the sweetest thing. i had just got done with the dishes that someone else was supposed to do last night, so i was a bit pissed. then, i went upstairs and there was my little angel with her daddy sucking on her little thumb. such cuteness. Jay handed her over to me and she looked straight at me and gave me this huge, all-gums smile.

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dude, i'm pooped.literally and figuratively.i had to have a serious talk with my littleface about pooping on mommy, this morning. the long stretch and yawn she gave me pretty much let me know that this would not be our last time having the no-pooping-on-mommy conversation.today is gonna be the first day the little bug and i spend alone together. Jay's been gone since 7am tailgating with some of

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i started working out again on monday with the help of my hubby. yeah.... i discovered that i really don't like him trying to help me work out. he yells and i don't like being yelled at so i may or may not have cried and kicked him in the knee. i think i'm gonna have to go back to the gym cause i cannot focus working out at home with my little sweetpea nearby. she's just so cute and cuddly and i

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my niece spent the weekend with us. from the moment she walked through that front door, i had to remind myself that she's only 7 and i couldn't choke her out for that little fucked mouth of hers. i remember when my nephew was first born the issues she had because she was no longer the "baby" and all the attention wasn't completely on her, but she eventually got over it. she wasn't all that

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am i the only one beyond ready for this presidential election to be over and done with? i'm pretty sure a majority of voters know who they're gonna vote for. hell they've known since the candidates accepted their party's nomination. none of this fuckery they're feeding the public matters. sit down and shut the fuck up. seriously, just shut. the fuck. up.i'm just now getting around to watching the

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funny. i blog more now that i don't really have the time than when i had nothing but time.so, it's friday. i made it another day! littleface had her 2 week checkup this past wednesday. i think it's safe to say she's gonna be one of those kids who absolutely dreads going to the doctor and will let everyone within a 25-mile radius know exactly that.i don't know what the hell happened. she had a

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i know all mommies say this, but i have the most beautiful baby EVER. she's just the sweetest thing and i cannot get enough of her. all the little faces she makes, those fat legs and little toes, and those little hands that i don't have to cover up anymore since i FINALLY cut her nails. i'm in love with every inch of her. and she's growing so much already!boob juice. it does a body good.you know

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oh my gawd, people. i'm a momma now! and Jay's a daddy now!crazy crazy craziness.we've got tons of family and friends STILL visiting so i've not had time to post. like, i can take a nap for 2 hours and there will have been 4 or 5 people over to visit during that time. that, and Jay has been threatening bodily harm if i put "[his] baby's pictures" on the internet. nevermind the fact that I made

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after 9 months of waiting and almost 13 hours of labor, Ava-Marie Taylor is finally here!September 22, 3:07PM7lbs, 3oz. & 19.2 inchesshe's so gonna be taller than me.pictures to come when i can tear myself away from this little face for more than 2 minutes.xoxo

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still no baby. *sigh*i really wish men could get pregnant so they could truly understand what this whole experience is like for women and know that our bitchy attitudes and other crazy behaviors are more than justified. i think i find that more frustrating than anything else about pregnancy-- Jay doesn't really get the emotional toll it takes on me. he tries, i know he tries, but sometimes trying

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i have the raunchiest gas ever in the history of gas. i mean, it's not very often that i leave the room because of my own farts. whoo!i would've posted yesterday but i like to be away from home as much as possible when Jay's out of town. keeps me from driving myself insane. plus, it's creepy out here in the country.oh, before i forget, because i know i will, i finally lost my mucus plug last

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nursery is almost done. *happy dance*Jay did an amazing job with painting and all that jazz. seriously, it looks like a *professional* did it. i'm gonna put the finishing touches on tomorrow some time. i've got to put all the bedding in the crib and hook up the mobile get clothes and pampers and wipes and everything else i couldn't get in the closet out of the tupperware bins and into the dresser

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who's there?"Ava-I'm-never-leaving-your-uterus-Marie."not cool, Ava-Marie. not cool.well, the little chickadee is chugging along just fine. in fact, she's had quite the growth spurt just over the past 2 weeks. she's almost 6 pounds and about 19 inches. at my last visit, she wasn't even at the 5 pound mark! i don't feel so bad about having gained those 3 pounds now. but i'm really hoping she comes

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i got this email this afternoon from "Julio", which by the way is a really awesome name, and i'm wondering if somebody's trying to set me up.Hi , I am responsible for the featured blogs program at Experience Project, a life-experience sharing community reaching nearly 1.5 million people every month, and discovered your blog through the blogroll of one of our featured blogs (http://

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i'm not gonna make it to october. i'm just not. no way in hell. i will get this baby out by my damn self if i have to go the full 40 weeks. fucking torture is what it is. i can't sit or stand for more than 20 minutes without feeling like someone has taken a sledge hammer and crushed my lower back. i'm getting migraines every other day. i keep getting these random-ass nose bleeds. and these awful

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i hate you.i hope you get AIDS and die.xo mimi

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guess who's in atlantaaaaaaa!!!! meeeee!!! and i only had to have a tantrum for 2 hours to before Jay asked me to come with him. well, he didn't really ask. he just told me he didn't wanna hear any of my shit and no late night trips to the store or wendy's for the next week if i came with him. there was a lot of heavy sighing, head banging on the steering wheel, and death stares, so i don't think

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someone should event a little zapper where you point it at the person you cannot stand, push the zap button, and it sends them to last place on earth they'd ever want to be- their own personal hell. Jay and i were supposed to spend this weekend painting and decorating the nursery, but because Jay's boss has made it his duty to keep him as busy and miserable as possible, Jay has to leave for

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i'm pretty sure this is the point at which i get really annoyed with being pregnant. if you think about it, women who carry their babies full term are pregnant nearly a whole year. one goddamn year! i had a little talk with Ava and i told her i would really appreciate it if she would pop out her little wiggly head at 36 weeks rather than 40+. i'm not sure if the kick that followed was an "okay,

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we've been here 2 weeks now and the only rooms in the house completely finished are the kitchen and dining room #1. is that bad? most of the rooms are halfway there- we're either waiting on new furniture to arrive or haven't quite figured out how to arrange it. our bedroom is a mess just because we have so many goddamn clothes and neither of us wants to organize that shit. of course, i'll end up

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today's a fat day. i feel fat. i look fat. i am fat. i can't fit in anything i wanna wear and i'm really sick of buying clothes to accommodate all this roundness. i really hate when people say there are cute maternity clothes out there. no they're not, asshole. and because i refuse to buy any maternity wear [except my yoga gear!], everything i get has to have some sort of elastic/spandex shit in

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i'm so fucking annoyed right now. my mom is here along with my niece, and they won't leave me the hell alone. it was just supposed to be my nice spending the weekend with us so i could take her shopping for new school clothes and supplies and all that good stuff- and now that i think about it, i don't even know why the fuck i agreed to that shit. my mom decided it would be a good idea for her to

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we've finally moved into our new house and i could not be more relieved. there were moments over the past weekend i didn't think we were gonna make it- the packers, the movers, the heat, the rain. i was so close to saying 'fuck it. we're not moving.' but i didn't and no one left with any missing limbs or gaping wounds. and i never wanna go through this again. it all felt so rushed and

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i wish someone would've told me this packing and moving shit was gonna try to steal my soul. somehow, i deluded myself into thinking this was actually gonna be fun and not stressful and not make me wanna stomp a hole in somebody's chest. i really thought we I [Jay has done nothing but move boxes to the guest room] was almost done with packing up everything- the kitchen, bedroom and the nursery

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as the weeks fly by, i'm growing more and more and more anxious about having this little baby. after we lost Z, i wasn't sure how soon or late i'd be ready to get pregnant again or even if i wanted to have kids of my own. you never really get over a loss like that. it never gets better. it doesn't hurt any less than it did the day it happened, you just learn to live with it. then, i found out i

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i do. papers, glasses, aluminum. plastics are always difficult for me for some reason, but i'm getting better.i told myself i was gonna get back to blogging regularly instead of just here and there. but i've been keeping this baby journal [hand-written. what?] and scrapbooking [the fuck?] so when i'm done with that, i just don't feel like pecking at these keys. plus, it's not like there's a lot

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1. i plucked 7 random LONG hairs from my baawwdy. there was a hair growing out of my forehead. MY FOREHEAD! pregnancy side effect.2. i tried some gold bond so my feet would stop sweating. it doesn't really work if you only wear flip flops. yes, my feet sweat even when i'm wearing flip flops. another pregnancy side effect.3. i attempted to start packing up the nursery.....but i lasted only 30

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well, my fat ass is exhausted. i'd planned to spend the morning waiting impatiently by the phone to get the inspection results of our prospective home, eating, and then napping the rest of the day. instead, i was forced to do stuff because my husband is a douchenozzle.time: this morningplace: the kitchenwhat: typical conversation between me and my husbandMe: I found another stray hair. this time?

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it seems like forever since i last blogged and i haven't even been all that busy. well, i complain about how hot it is all the time. thank man for air conditioning.let's see....oh, my doctor miscalculated my due date. the last 2 visits he was saying i was x-weeks along and i was like, 'umm, no' because i know exactly when this little bunny was conceived. it kinda irked me but i didn't really

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i don't think it's normal for someone to get sick as often as i do in a calendar year. it just ain't right.i've started packing stuff up, getting ready for our big move. oh, no, we still haven't found a house; we're postponing our search until the end of the month when Jay's not traveling so much. i just have it in my mind that if i start preparing as if we're moving next week, things will

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i have a cold, my husband has been gone for 3 days and won't be home until wednesday days, i'm getting fatter, it's been storming for the past 2 days, i'm horny but i have no batteries, i'm sleepy but i have no one to cuddle with, and i really want some taco bell but i don't have anyone to go get it for me.booo.whore.

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another fun fun fun weekend. Jay was actually supposed to be gone for work for nearly a week, but those plans got scrapped, so i got to have him all to myself for the long weekend.saturday, some fat bitch threatened to "break [my] little ass in half" at some kids' soccer game. the whole verbal exchange was actually pretty funny; i just don't get why fat chicks are always ragging on "skinny

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i had a really nice weekend. friday, we drove home so i could spend the day with my niece for her birthday. homegirl is way too materialistic and high maintenance to be so freakin' young. up until about the age of 4, whenever she would get new shoes, she would have to put them on the very second she saw them, wear them all day and sleep with them on her feet. and if you took them off while she

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if you've been paying attention, you know today was the day that we're supposed to find out the baby's sex and blood work and yadda yadda yadda. now, my doctor is super awesome. i've never had a doctor be so fucking nice and actually care about me as a patient and a person. and the place itself is so nice, you really wouldn't know it's a place to get your giney all violated and speculated about.

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