today was nice.
we got to stay in bed all morning and do nothing.
we did have to meet with the shady lawyer and then i went and got some cortisone shots.
J no longer consoles me when i freak out because of the needles.
he just makes fun of me.
he did give me a backrub when we got home so i couldn't rip his dick off for being a jerk.
and now he's gone out with his gay little friends.
i was okay with it until i had to go get my own food.
it only took like 10 minutes but i was really upset.
it's his fault.
if he wouldn't spoil me so much i wouldn't be a big baby about stuff all the time.
i had another funny conversation with my niece with my today.

backstory: yesterday and monday she got a sad face and an N in conduct for talking too much at school so yesterday when i talked to her i told her if she got another one, i wasn't gonna get her anything for her birthday.

C: "Hello?"

Me: "What did I tell you yesterday?"

C: "If I get another 'N' you not gon' get me a birthday present."

Me: "And you did, didn't you?"

C: .......

Me: "Mmmhmm."

C: "My grandma always tellin e'rythang! Why come she can't be quiet sometimes?"

Me: "Don't blame grandma. Grandma didn't make you get an 'N' in conduct."

C: "You not gon' buy me nothin?"

Me: "Nope." [I lied]

C: "Well then, I'mma cry." [For some reason she thinks that if she tells you she's gonna cry, you'll change your mind about whatever she's been denied.]

Me: "I don't care."

C: "I'm finna cry."

Me: "Go ahead."

C: "Tia? You for real? You not gon' buy me nothin?"

Me: "Nope. No birthday present."

C: "I don't care. My Uncle J gon' buy me a birthday present."

Me: "No, he's not cause I'm gonna tell him you were bad at school and bad girls don't get birthday presents."

C: "YOU AIN'T MY TIA NO MO'!"
she hung up.

why am I always the bad tia?
oh well.
so i was taking the designated period poo and i started thinking [cause the best thoughts come when you're taking a shit] 'is Richard Simmons a hermie?'
i mean, think about it.
he wears those itty bitty shorts all the time and never once has his balls wanted to play peek-a-boo.
he may semi-look-a-like-a man, but that bitch has got a giney.
i need a nap.

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