went out friday night WITHOUT J. i think i talked to him once the entire time i was gone and that was only for like 30 seconds. i'm so proud of myself.

spent half of saturday in the boro for MTPA. J was really pissed about missing the playoff games so everytime someone came over to talk to me, right in the middle of the conversation he would grab my face [keep in mind i was talking to "professionals"] and say "i'm gon' slap you in the face wit mah dingaling!" so, of course the old farts would look at us funny and leave.
then, i'd smack the shit out of him and he'd be like "what? it's not like i'm ever gonna see them again."
yeah, he did that shit for 5 hours.

after that was over we went to the M-town. his aunt invited us to their little family barbecue thingy. it was nice. J's old pervy uncle tried to feel me up like he always does. he likes that dark meat. J's brother, the other J, brought his girlfriend with him. i'm not a big fan of hers. she's stupid. she feels like she has to compete with me for their family's *affection*. it's really annoying. i'm like "you dumb bitch, i've known these douches since i was 7. get the fuck over it." i ended up punching her in the face later on that day. if she wasn't so annoying i wouldn't have had to do it. but she is, so i did. she is so NOT invited to our wedding.

saturday night.....did some unholy things in that pool and jacuzzi. water really isn't that a great of lubricant.

sunday got up early to have breakfast with my mommy. i told her she should start smoking reefer to help with the flares. she just gave me the evil eye. after breakfast, J and i hung around the place but she told us we had to get our horny asses out of her house. and we weren't even humping each other. okay, i dry humped his leg once but he has really nice legs. i loverz them.
i wanted to see my niece just to hear whatever nonsense would come out of her mouth but she was too busy for me. if i'd told her we bought her something, she would've cried until my brother brought her over. she's gonna be just like me when she grows up.

i think this week is gonna be pretty chill and we're gonna study for finals this coming up weekend. during finals in the fall, i tend to *disappear* from this scene but during the spring, it's not so stressful. i think it's the weather. everyone takes on the "fuck it" attitude and the profs aren't so demanding. it's nice. i need as little stress as possible right now.

i'm obscenely horny and i'm on my period.
ugh.

Labels: my love, this is who i am

--i refused to spellcheck @ 6:09 PM | |