so Bee, brought up the subject of wanting sex and the other person is asleep.
what do you do?

to me, that's a no brainer.
i take the dick.
it ain't like he's gonna tell me "no".
well except for that one time but that's not the point.

same for him.
sure, i may be a little annoyed at being woke up but gimme a minute or two and i'm like "sleep? who needs sleep? i'm getting some dick."
oh yes.

i think if your girl is consistently turning you down for sex, the middle of the night sex, probably the bestest sex of all sex, she's tryna tell you somethin. you might wanna check on that.
if it's the guy, chop his shit off cause he's gettin it from somewhere else and i don't tolerate that shit.

it's early and i'm talking about going all Lorena Bobbit on people.
you'd never guess i got some dee*light*ful morning sex.
yeah, be jealous.

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