describe your blog in 10 words or less.
-it's the same two-step wit a little twist.

why did you start your blog? blogiversary?
-cause i had issues: his name is J. i started back in summer of 04.
J and i had been together for a year, just finished our first year of college together and everything was peachy keen. then he told me he was not gonna be going back with me when the summer was over. he was staying home, he'd already applied and got accepted to the U, and i had to just "deal with it". he's a special one.

how long have you lived in toronto?
-yeah, never.

what's the funniest/strangest thing that has happened to you in toronto? did you blog about it?
-i fell UP the stairs this morning. it was pretty funny. that didn't happen in toronto though.

what are some of the changes in toronto that you have seen in your lifetime?
-didn't i just say i ain't nevah evah lived in toronto? jeebus.

what era, day or event in toronto's history would you like to re-live and why?
-i wanna go back to the Elizabethan period and talk to them about personal hygiene cause it's important. not about toronto again, is it? oh wells.

who's your favourite torontonian?
-that's not even a word but i heart heather. i stole this from her.

can we believe everything you post on your blog?
-no, it's all a lie. all of it. A BIG FAT LIE.

has blogging changed you or enhanced a personality trait?
-umm....i don't think so.

do you have a favourite post from your blog?
-not at the moment. this one hasn't been up long enough.

have you had your 15 minutes yet?
-nah. i got a coupla writing offers and several inquiries for some nekkid pictures but that's about it. nothing too special.

ever met a stranger who already knew you through your blog? how was that?
-no but there was this one kid i had stats with. he would say shit that i thought only i said. i think he read my shit.

lose any friends or muck something up because of a post?
-nah. those fooleries don't know about it. i don't love them hoes.

who are your fave bloggers?
-errbody on my blogroll.

what's happening in toronto right now that the rest of us should be watching?
-i'm starting to think it was a bad idea to steal a meme from a canadian.

you have the opportunity to gather with 5 of your regular readers - who are they, where do you meet and what do you talk about?
-they are: the first 5 people who comment.
we meet: at disney world
to talk about: sex. bay-bee.

have you ever had a question you wanted to ask random people throughout the world?
-yeah, why do people sit in traffic digging in their damn noses knowing damn well someone's gonna see them?

if your blog were a food, what food would it be?
-crack. it's magically delicious.

if you could gather all of the bloggers of the world together into one room and tell them one thing, what would it be?
-actually, it would be a question. have y'all seen my panties? i can't find them thangs nowhere.

anything else you'd like to add...
-yeah, guys, don't ever tell your girl you submitted some naughty pictures of hers to maxim without her permission, let her freak the fuck out for half an hour, and then tell her you were kidding.
it's not funny, mmkay?

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