yep.
in my white tee.
i'm pretty sure the makers of boyshorts didn't have black and latin women in mind when they were creating these things.
i would've worn a damn thong if i wanted pannies stuck in my ass all day.
J stuck his finger in my ass one of those times we fucked today.
i think i liked it.
maybe.
i think we might have sex too much.
my hoohoo never has any time to recuperate after the sex.
ah, who am i kidding.
i lurves the dick.
the dick loverful.
i'm pretty sure that's not a word but i just made it one.
i wonder how big shaq's peenor is.
i feel sorry for his wife.
something about him screams uncircumcised.
i peel bananas only, goddamit.
i kinda wanna see it though.
for educational purposes.
or maybe not.
i can't deal with black peters.
GIMME THE PINK MEAT!

i love chicken.
it's so tasty.
not when white people cook it though.
it's like y'all be scurred of putting seasoning on the shit.
seasoning is good for the soul.
maybe not for your blood pressure but it's worth it.
it's good for the soooouuuuulllll traaaaiiiinnnn.

i have a final friday.
i gotta get like a 110 to get an A in the class.
i don't think that's gonna happen though.
maybe if i show him a lil nipple he'll give me an A.
where the fuck are my gummy worms?
i just bought that shit today.
J's punk ass eats every damn thing.
that's not really that bad though.
that thing he does with his tongue.
whoo.
heeeeyyyy.
his stank ass friends need to leave so i can fuck his face a coupla times.
shit, i need a refill.
REFILLLLLLLL SUMBITCH!!!!!

blue koolaid and vodka is the shit.
i would link to what i'm talking about but the koolaid man kept saying "oh yeah" while i was trying to find it and it scurred me so fuck it.
but it's the berry blue, i think.
mix that shit with some grey goose.
it's lovely goodness.
it tastes like some bootleg hypnotiq.
i need to be a rapper.
or maybe not.
i'm too freakin pretty.
and the first rule of being a successful rapper is you have to be ugly.
like have gingivitis of the face or somethin.
like tyrone hill or sam cassell.
just ugly for no reason.
stupid game is still on.
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????
i'm horny.
they need to leave so i can hit that.
i'm freaky as i wanna be.

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