some creepo perv tried to lure me to his cave by telling me i looked like "an ethnic barbie doll" and i should give him a call cause he could "make [me] famous".

bullshit.
i know i have a pretty face but motherfucker, i am 5'6 and got ass for days.
it ain't gon' happen.

and i'm pretty sure scouts don't look like the bum that i always see downtown flashing people.

*****

it's not fun having one of your sisters read your blog.
ESPECIALLY when that bitch has no life and will call you after every post she's read asking questions and shit.

bitch, go join a club or something.

*****

J does not like to be woken up at 3 in the morning.
especially when it's just to make me pancakes.
i don't even like pancakes but i had this dream where he made me pancakes and they were really good so i wanted some for real, for real.

hell, i play with his balls every day.
the least he could do is make me some damn pancakes.

*****

because of school and J's work, we don't get to go home for the fourth.
lucky for us, our parents do nothing but talk shit about us, the fam's gonna drive up Sunday and stay for a few days.
that should be interesting.
they haven't seen the new place and i know my mom's gonna have plenty to say about it just cause she has to say something about every damn thing..

*****

about the orgasms.
i can do multiples in several ways.

vaginal alone. that's good for when we're in the thrusts of passionate love-making. you don't wanna have to do extra stuff just to get off.

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clitoral alone. that's great for when we're just being silly, horny toads and fondling each other or i want my giney licked just for shits and giggles.

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vaginal + clitoral. oh my jeebus. i give that one a 10 out of 5 stars because it just intensifies the orgasm like you wouldn't believe.
oh yeah.
mama's a screamer.

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clitoral + G-spot. J's tongue + J's middle and index fingers = a very happy Meems.
to those who think the G-spot doesn't exist, i'm sorry, your sex sucks.

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just laying in bed and letting J *explore* my body with his hands. no penetration at all. he just slowly glides his fingertips all over my body and within minutes i'm trembling and moaning in ecstasy.
i think it's the tease and anticipation of what's coming next that gets me to climax.
it's fan-fucking-tastic.

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and lastly, belly button + vaginal. we accidentally discovered this yesterday.
i was really bored so i went in the bathroom started sticking q-tips in my ears and nose. and then i thought "that's a hole too" so i stuck one in my belly button.
went back downstairs and laid on the couch.
J comes over and he's like "you have issues" and then he swirled the q-tip that's in my belly button and i got this really odd yet pleasurable sensation in my hoohoo. i told him and he's like, "we should see where this leads to."
so yeah, some time later when we were doing the nasty, he *stimulated* my belly button and it was quite the experience.
i came from him doing the 'come hither' thing with his finger in my belly button.
you should try it.


p.s. i am not surprised no man had the balls to answer the sex question. they're all a buncha dry pussies.

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