5 minutes ago.

Me: "Hello?"

C: "Tia, what you doin' girl?"

Me: "Nothing."

C: "Tia......You got a vaginey?"

Me: "What?"

C: "Do you got a vaginey?"

Me: "Yes, C. I have a vaginey."

C: *to her dad* "Daddy! My tia Mimi got a vaginey too! My tia D got a vaginey. My tia L got a vaginey. My grandma got a vaginey. Everybody got a vaginey!"

Me: "C, girls have vagineys and boys have penises."

C: "A penises?"

Me: "Yep, a penises."

C: *to her dad* "DADDY?! YOU GOT A PENISES?!"

My brother: "GET OFF THAT DAMN PHONE, GIRL!"

C: "Uh oh. I gotta go."

Click.

I don't think I wanna know what the hell she asked him after she hung up.

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