not much to report.
just keeping busy until the man comes back home.

in no particular order:
-ran around the house nekkid.
-watched purple rain 50 dozen times.
-pretended the closet door was a stripper pole. it is so not the same.
-washed and flat-ironed my hair.
-studied. i'm having the damnedest time remembering all of the names of these goddamn veins and arteries.
-cleaned. i SO want that swiffer vacuum but J's forbidden me from buying it.
-played with my toes.
-smoked some choke.
-ate a bag of twizzlers.
-bubble baths. yay bubbles.
-took some pictures of myself in a bikini. not before staring in the mirror for an hour poking at my fatness.
-got a mani and pedi; then got waxed.
-attempted to give the dog a bath but i ended up dropping that bitch off at petsmart.
-did a few loads of laundry.
-sniffed candles.

it's only been two days, but i feel like he's been gone forever. i get the worst case of separation anxiety whenever i'm in our bedroom. his scent is everywhere. at first i thought it was because i was wearing his tshirt but that shit is downy fresh. turns out that sumbitch sprayed the bedsheets with his cologne before he left. awwwwww. and he makes it even worse when he calls to tell me he misses me. he did, however, piss me off when he told me he was going to see clerks 2 with some folks when we had already made plans to see it when he got back.

ugh.

i was gonna change the template but that would require me sitting in one spot longer than i'd like so you're stuck with this shit for a while. i wanted to go clubbin but i've eaten a lot of watermelon today so i've been peeing every 5 minutes. i simply cannot use a public restroom. it's just not gonna happen. so i'm keeping my ass at home. alone. again. since i'm out of all the good drugs, i think i'm gonna take a coupla percocets, have a tall glass of pinot, and send dirty text messages to J.

be jealous.

ETA: why is it that you people who IM me always say something like "i thought you were gonna be a bitch"? i'm not that fucking mean, dammit!

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