the man's gone for the weekend. i miss him so much already.
i'm gonna try to stay busy by partying my ass off studying for my lab practical to keep from moping around and whining about him leaving me.

i was thinking about cabbing it up to the city tonight to hang with my fags but the current weather says "fuck that shit". plus, i don't have any cash on me.

i've been told i'm an idiot for taking a cab so often when i have a car, but people don't realize i have no sense of direction whatsoever. add darkness to the equation and we have a situation on our hands. and please don't try to give me any shortcuts unless you plan on sending out a search party for me cause i guaranfuckingtee you i will get lost. i'm more than willing to pay a hundred bucks to get me to and from downtown than to end up gawd knows where and get violated by some toofless, homeless dude.

my other option is to make those hoes drive here but then i'd have to make food and those bitches never leave any leftovers.
but they do make fabulous sangrias and do my hair for free. i'm all about free stuff. i wouldn't have to worry about passing out and getting felt up either. it's pretty much the only time i get to be around a bunch of hot guys who love my legs and not have J flip his shit. [a little secret: J's kinda psycho]
but they make me watch gay porn and i don't think i wanna see any guy-on-guy action tonight. but we do talk about blowjobs and make fun of celebrities and that's always fun. [nicole kidman should be shot and skinned like the beast she's imitating].
but then they always turn on me for not worshipping madonna. it's not fun having a horde of gays yelling at you for saying that bitch is beyond overrated.

really, all i wanna do is watch a movie and cuddle with my man and annoy him off by trying to stuff popcorn up his nose. cause then he bites me and we wrestle and i grab his balls when he puts me in a headlock. then he pins me down and we do the nasty and go night-night.

FUCK.
i have to sleep alone.
i think i'm gonna cry.

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