my back hurts.
i guess i shouldn't be surprised though.
i was told this shit would get progressively worse over the next few months if i didn't get it treated aka have someone cut me open and put artificial devices in my back.
maybe i should try acupuncture.
i've heard good things about it.

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after some pillow talk, J and i made up last night.
it was really a big misunderstanding on his part.
i said we hadn't set a date because J's not ready to get married.
what he heard was "we haven't set a date because J doesn't want to marry me."

proof that men hear whatever the hell they wanna hear.

after some ego-stroking, among other things, everything's cleared up.
yay for us.

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i've been eating healthier for a few weeks now.
i seem to do better with it when it's on my terms rather than having someone forcing to stick to some kind of strict regiment to get me where i should be.
i think i've gained a little weight.
i'm okay with it right now.
tomorrow could be a different story though.

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i'm so over summer.
i find absolutely nothing appealing about 90+ degree weather.
sure, the tan is fabulous but hell, i'd use a bronzer year-round for the rest of my life if it meant i'd never have to deal with this summer heat ever again.

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the readers who email and/or IM me absolutely awesome.
y'all remember the most random shit.
i also love it when people about the blowjob post but always say the inquiry is for a "friend".
it tickles me pink.

that kid who i told i was a porn star after buying a shitload of condoms?
yeah, i ran into him last week and totally forgot to blog about it.
after some idle chitchat, he told me he's spent a year thinking i really was a porn star.

all the porn i've ever made was homemade and i've destroyed pretty much all the physical evidence.
so if anyone ever asks, i don't know what the hell you're talking about.
that's my answer and i'm sticking to it.

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shopping with the moms today was hell on earth.
for six hours they had me walking in stores and driving all over the metro area.
while i enjoyed being spoiled with lots and lots of nice things, they did not have to yell at me while i was chauffeuring their asses around.
they know i'm sensitive.

i did have a special little moment with Mama M.
while in cache, we saw one of her old friends and she introduced me as her daughter-in-law.
i almost cried happy tears.

they left a short while ago.
there's supposed to be a storm headed towards memphis, and eventually here, so they wanted to get back before it hit.
i'm almost sad they're gone so soon.
almost.

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i tried to steal a cheesecake while we were having lunch.
those sumbitches had that cart thingy loaded with all kinds of cheesecakes sitting next to me.
i went into this trance-like state and was like "oooooh, i want that."
right when i was about to grab one and slip it in my purse, that stank bitch wheeled the thingy away.
that's okay though.
i gots me some leftover peach cobbler in the fridge.
bitches.

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would it be wrong for me to plan to lose or slightly damage my engagement ring some time next month just because a tiffany's is gonna be opening up in the mall around that time and i kinda sorta want a bigger ring now?

i love the ring i have now.
i really do.
it's just that the spoiled little brat in me has been re-awakened thanks to my mom being here.
right now i'm the more humble and cheap bitch.
spoiled meems is not one to be fucked with.

she kicks, screams, and bites.
not in a good way either.

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i'm beginning to get annoyed with a person i don't particularly like linking to me.
that's where most of the bitch ass lurkers are coming from.
i wish they'd all go choke on a sick dick.

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the rest of you's have a safe and happy 4th.
remember, light the fuse and RUN THE FUCK AWAY!
don't just stand there next to the damn thing or hold it in your hand [like a certain someone i know will] and then wonder why the fuck you're on fire.
common sense, people!

p.s. boston lurker, i see your ass.

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