first and foremost, if you're coming here from captain bee's blog, leave.
fuck off.
and don't come back.
kthanksbye.

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they should sell influenza in a pretty little pink vile and market it as a weight loss treatment.
i can't fit any of my jeans now.
it' pretty sweet for a chick who's very obsessive over her weight.

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i'm one tan away from being the same color as my hair.
fo reals.
[i fiddled with the pic a little bit [cropped and sharpened], but you get the idea]

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second session of summer school starts tomorrow.
i'm not looking forward to it.

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i just watched 6 seconds of some gay asian porn.
i'm intrigued.
slightly appalled, but very much intrigued.

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i think J and i may have made an uh-oh.
even though i was still taking the pill regularly while i was sick, i threw up so much i don't think it really had time to get into my system to do what it do.
we've had sex several times and he's only pulled out maybe twice.
yeah....

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i'm twenty seconds away from freaking the fuck out.
not because there may be an uh-oh, but because it's an unwanted uh-oh.
it hurts my heart.

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