hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....


i cannot fucking wait for this week to be over with.
J will be done with his internship which means he'll have more time to be my bitch we'll have more time to spend together.
yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

**

i just giggled.
and snorted.
i'm a dork.
but the fact that i'm too cute for words totally cancels out the dorkiness.

*****

i absolutely adore J's friends from his work, but i hate their girlfriends.
remind me to never fucking ever go out with them again.
ugh.

**

after last night's horrible outing, J and i had a drunken argument about prince and how he knows what doves sound like when they cry.
CAUSE HE'S PRINCE, MOTHERFUCKER!
and because i love him, i have that song streaming right now.

**

he also said doesn't like the women who read this stuff because you're all against him.
he doesn't understand why no one said anything about me being a crazy and fucked up child after i posted about my purdy little knife and mace making a special appearance the other day.
i told him cause it goes without saying but he thinks we're having secret meetings or some shit and i tell y'all to always be on my side or something of that nature.
i don't know.
we were drunk.
and then we fucked so i don't really remember what the purpose of that whole conversation was.

**

i find it quite entertaining to wake up and see J's penis glued to his stomach after a night of monkey sex.
but it's pretty fucking scary to wake up to his dude glued to my underarm/clavicle area.
i don't ever wanna experience that shit again.

*****

i've had a few people ask about how i make my avatars and AIM icons.
for the avatars, i just do screen shots of stuff, crop 'em and go here.
AIM stuff: just upload a pic here and it does pretty much everything.
again, hottness > dorkiness.

*****

i need a new hair color.
i've done the creme brulee, starry night, and currently: caramel kiss. [all feria]
what to do? what to do?

*****

i kinda wanna steal one of my neighbor's car.
i don't even like the car, it's just that he's so fucking annoying about the little piece of shit, i just wanna steal it to make him cry.
i guess he thinks because it's expensive, i'm supposed to be impressed or something.
when i'm outside by myself walking the dog or whatever, he'll come out and re-park his car just so i'll see him in it and know that it's his.
he's like 'look at me. i drive a BMW. NOTICE ME!'

first off, he's not even that cute.
secondly, he could own ten BMWs and i wouldn't give a damn.
third, it's pretty obvious i live with my man. why does he even bother trying to make me notice him and his little ugly car?
ugh.
guys are so fucking annoying sometimes.

*****

i'm kinda hungry.
maybe i should send my boy on a spicy chicken sammich and mcflurry run.
oh, the power of the pussy.

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