i've been bloated/constipated the past few days.
we had a little mexican fiesta tonight.
if the gas i have now is any indication of what's in store for my rectum, it' gonna be a long night, folks.
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i hope J doesn't come in here.
this smell leaking from my ass is almost criminal.
if i light a match, this bitch is going down in flames.
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speaking of criminal, there's some shit that happened last week in mem*phus i so badly want to write about here but i can't until everything has come out.
i will say, don't believe everything you hear on the news and read in the paper until ALL the facts have been laid out.
it's really fucked up how the news outlets there have really gutted and exaggerated to the max what really happened.
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i think i'm gonna end up with a C in a&p.
i'm not too chipper about that.
i need an 89 on both the lecture and lab finals just to get a low B.
there's no way i'll be able to pull it off.
there's gonna be at least 7 scope slides and that's 14 points i KNOW i'm gonna lose.
lecture final. that's some straight up bullshit.
i always get all the short answer and essay questions right but i always lose at least 25 points on the multiple choice section.
i'm so ass-backwards. the multiple choice should should be the easiest part.
but that bitch is tricky.
hmmm......we'll see.
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there's some rumbling in my belly.
i wish i had a stethoscope so i can get a good listen.
do they sell those things at walmart or walgreens?
i want one.
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pregnancy sex positions are great even if you're not pregnant.
you get to be lazy as hell and still cum just as [if not more] hard.
i've got a bad back.
that's my story and i'm sticking to it.
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why does this dog always come in here fucking with me?!
if i kick the shit out of her, i gotta hear J's nagging.
if i don't, that little bitch is gonna keep fucking with me.
i'ma get a cobra and set that fucker loose in the house so it can eat her.
but then we gon' hafta move again cause i can't stay here with a snake running around here all willy nilly.
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i'm surprised no one had anything to say about my 'your god doesn't exist' tantrum.
i think i pissed some of you off but you're too scared to speak your mind.
that's a shame.
i'd actually enjoy a little war of words with the bible thumpers out there.
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uh oh.

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