i pretty much hate you.
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my hoohoo hurts.
but in a good way.
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i'm an idiot.
i always read our school calendar wrong.
instead TWO weeks off, we only get a week and a half.
that school is stupid.
why are we starting class on a fuckin wednesday?
that's so stupid.
J and i have only tuesday/thursday classes so it's not that important.
but it's still stupid.
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why do white people think black people can't have naturally long hair?
and why do they like to pet it?
i'm not a dog.
unless you're actually doing my hair or you're J, don't touch my hair.
you can't be touching people's hair all willy nilly.
i will hurt you.
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i'm really spoiled.
i made J go get me an oreo mcflurry around 2 this morning.
but while he was out, i sorta kinda changed my mind and wanted a frosty from wendy's.
i couldn't call him cause i broke my phone and we don't have a landline, so i had to wait until he came back home to send him out again.
he refused at first, but i reminded him he's still got a lot of making up to do.
that frosty was pretty good.
i'm evil.
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how does one go about getting health insurance?
i get cancelled from my dad's when i turn 21, i think.
right before J's birthday, he had to file some sort of extension thingy so he's good until he graduates; but i don't talk to my dad so that's not really an option for me.
so yeah, how am i supposed to get health insurance?
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i saw the porn with the original red power ranger in it.
i'm not totally convinced it's him.
that guy's really muscular.
his quads are like the size of....me.
i do know he has a hairy asshole and he likes to have it licked.
::shudders::
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don't buy whipped cream cheese.
it's really good and the container makes it look like you're getting more than the regular kind, but it's all trickery.
don't believe the lies.
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i bought a really big watermelon.
i'm gonna be so pissed if it isn't sweet.
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i think i was dropped on my head as a baby.
when i take a shit, i think about the stupid faces other people make when they're taking a crap.
and then i start laughing because i'm stupid like that.
and then i think what it would be like to be invisible and watch people's faces when they're taking a crap, and i laugh even harder and i snort.
i'm a dork.
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i've figured out why the dog chews up my pretty and expensive pannies.
they have J's DNA on them.
she loves J but hates me, so i think she detects J's scent/love mayonnaise on them and that's why she always chews them up.
she's never taken a pair of the granny pannies and i'm pretty sure i've never let J me running around in those.....so yeah.
it's gotta be the love mayonnaise.

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