J and i went to the fair last night.
we had a really good time.
he won me a ton of stuffties.
a few too many though.
we ended up giving most of them to little kids we passed by.
and i totally wanted to rip one of those girls' pigtails off for hugging J's leg.
that's mine, bitch.

we ate entirely too much food.
between the two of us we had 5 funnel cakes, 2 smoked turkey legs, 3 giant corn dogs, and a huge slice of cheese pizza, and a big poof of cotton candy.
yes, we're pigs.
funnel cakes are the shit though.
that's really the only thing i look forward to at fairs.

i wasn't all that impressed with the rides.
i mean, they're what you expect as far as fair rides go, but something about 'em wasn't right.
i don't think they went as fast as they could've gone.
maybe it's because it was senior citizen's night.
they didn't want any old fogies dying of a heart attack on their grounds.

the very last thing we rode was the ferris wheel.
it was supposed to be this really romantic end to the night, but it totally sucked ass.
it smelled like pee in that thing.
just completely ruined the moment for us.

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today, we're being lazy farts.
we spent most of the morning in bed cuddling and fondling each other.
the only reason i got up was because i can't stand being in the bedroom knowing i haven't vacuumed it at least once.
it irks the fuck outta me.
and since i was up, i made us breakfast.
you ever notice how much better breakfast food tastes any other time of day besides morning?
it's one of the reasons ihop and the waffle house will never go out of business.

so, there's this incredibly gorgeous man walking around in nothing but a towel.
i'm definitely hittin' that.

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