so, today was the first day of the fall semester.
my last semester of college.
yay.
technically, it started yesterday but we have only tuesday/thursday classes, so it was today for us.
this morning, i woke up J with one of my altoid-laden blowjobs.
he lurves that.
he says it's a bitch washing his dick off once i'm done though.
oh wells.

traffic was a bitch as usual.
campus was overflowing with people i genuinely hate.
i love how it's always easy to distinguish the freshmeat from the rest.
they're always the ones in brand new clothes and actually worry about what people are gonna think of them.
they will learn.
i hope.

classes were pretty short and sweet.
that's always a plus.
of my 4 classes, there's one i already know i'm gonna hate.
i hate the prof who teaches it.
her tests are insanely hard.
no amount of studying is ever sufficient.
last fall, i had her for a class and i had a D average on all the tests.
the only thing that saved me was making an A on the 10 page paper i totally bs'd my way through.
i'm expecting the same thing to happen this time around.

after class, J and i were walking to the parking garage and some girl yelled out his name and started walking really fast towards us.
i was like, 'the fuck? she better not hug him. i don't want her whore hands on my man.'
when it was clear to me she really was gonna hug him, i walked towards her and tripped her.
bitch fell flat on her face.
i laughed so hard, i snorted and choked on a booger.
i know it was probably karma but watching that bitch fall on her face and seeing how embarrassed she was, was totally worth it.
J helped her up and apologized for me being an asshole but i don't really care.
that shit was hilarious.
i bet she cried in her car.
[insert evil chuckle here]

when we got to J's car, he was like, "You didn't have to laugh in her face. That's just wrong."

"Yes I did. She was gonna hug you and leave her skanky scent on you."

"Baby, you've gotta stop being so jealous and mean all the time."

"I'm not jealous or mean. I just don't like other females talking to or touching you."

"Did you hear what you just said?"

"Did you see how her backpack smacked the back of her head when she tumbled over?"

"Yeah, that was pretty funny. But still, you can't do that to people."

"I don't do it to people, just dirty whores like her."

"You're evil. Just evil."

"You love it."

i'm really not jealous.
i'm just really irked when females are all up in his face.
i know what those heifers are thinking cause i think the same thoughts and do it to him everyday.
they want him and i don't share.
i'll stab you and eat your babies before that shit happens.
unless i really like you.
but i wouldn't count on that happening if i were you.

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