for serious.

had some friends over last night.
one of those little asshats brought some porn.
i don't really have a problem with porn, as i find it highly entertaining.
the kid was like, "meems, you HAVE to see this. i cannot relinquish this from my possession without having seen your reaction to it."
i was like "dude, if there's piss, shit, or minors involved, i'm kicking your ass."
he was like "no, man, you just gotta watch it."

oh, the traumatization.

keep in mind, i was a little high and had a little bourbon, so my reaction probably wasn't as extreme as it normally would have or should have been.

this motherfucker came into my house, ate my spicy doritos, drank my liquor, and had the audacity to show me women fucking farm animals. i couldn't even be mad at him cause i was so fucking appalled at the porn itself. i've heard of this shit before, but i didn't really think people actually did it.

well, goddammit they do! these whores let dogs, horses, and pigs fuck them!
i wanna know what the fuck went wrong in their lives that they'd actually get off letting a non-human dick into their vaginas?!?!?!

i screamed bloody murder with each "mini-movie". the one with the pig was just awful cause he didn't wanna fuck them. the thing turned on them and tried to maim those bitches. after that, i was just like "if you don't live here, get the fuck out. you have scarred me for life. i don't even wanna talk to or see you ever again. get the fuck out!" but they were like "no, no, no, no, there's one more you gotta see."

i said, "hey, i'm not trying to watch anymore of this bestiality shit. you motherfuckers have life completely fucked up." they told me the last clip didn't involve any four-legged creatures, but that doesn't mean it was any better. in fact, i think it was a lot worse.

some nasty, trifling skank let some man put his head in her vagina.
his head.
his whole head.
there was a whole. human. head. in this woman's body; and he was in there wiggling around like he'd done it before. it wasn't like his head was of normal size. it was actually quite large. he had one of those barry bonds-type of heads. just big due to excessive steroid use for no reason.

my vagina hurt for that woman. and i use the term 'woman' very loosely; very much like her vagina. J's drunk ass was sitting right next to me. during the animal fuckfest, he didn't really say anything, just kinda sat there with the bitter-beer-face/who farted look. then supercooter was on the screen and he was truly confused and terrified at the same time.

mouth on the floor, hitting my leg, "baby, do you see this? oh my gawd! are you lookin at this shit! oh my gawd! did she just give birth or somethin?! oh my gawd? what?! look! oh shit! i can't watch this! what the fuck is this? this shit is not real!"

i don't think i'd wish that experience on my worst enemy. i had to take 3 percocets just to get some sleep last night. the image of that man shaking his head all up in that woman's vagina has damaged me. at this very moment, i am still shocked and appalled by it. i don't even wanna have sex anymore. that's just how fucked up last night has left me. i keep having visuals of the horse mounting people, and that head just wiggling at me. oh, i feel so dirty for even watching that shit now.

gawd, i hate people.

thank man for cartoons.

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