the moms came up for a little visit today with J's little sister and my niece in tow.
nothing spectacular or eventful happened.
we just all lounged around the house eating and watching football.
J's mom and my mom kept pestering us about setting a wedding date and having a engagement party and everything else wedding-related.
it's beyond annoying.
but they cooked so i kept my mouth shut.

*

C...my goodness that girl is just too much. when they first got here, i wouldn't stop hugging her. i couldn't help it; i've missed my baby.
she just laughed and hugged me back to humor me.
by thousandth hug she was tired of me, so she snapped, "TIA! MOOOOOVE! I CAN'T BREATHE! GET OFF OF ME!!"

oh, and then she saw this old picture of my goddaughter i have on the refrigerator.
if looks could kill, i'd be six feet under right now.
that kid gave me the most hateful look. "who is that baby?"
i was like, "that's my goddaughter, Loo. i don't think you've met her."
that little heifer rolled her eyes at me and said "i don't wanna meet her anyway. she ugly." and walked off.
so i made her turn her little short ass around and told her not to be so mean [i'm a hypocrite, i know] and made her apologize.

her apology? fucking priceless.

"i'm sorry your goddaughter is ugly, tia. now, can i throw that picture away?"

i was floored.
i knew she was a lot like me, but not to that extent.
how do you respond to a 5 year old intentionally being malicious?
she is so gonna be a "mean girl".

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J's sister is applying to the school J and i go to and if she gets in [and she definitely will] she wants to stay with us instead of living on campus.
when she asked me, i immediately said 'yes' but that we'd have to talk to J and their parents about it before anything was set in stone.
i wouldn't mind having her live with us but then later i started thinking about it, and i don't think that's really the best thing for her.
i actually think she'd have more freedom and be able to experience more living on campus [even though i think it sucks].
J would throw all kinds of salt in her game if she lived with us.
he's done it before and he'll do it again.
plus, he and i would have to give up having sex all over the place and i don't think i'm ready to do that just yet.

*****

tomorrow, we're going to look at a coupla condos downtown.
i'm not really looking forward to it.
i don't wanna move but i'm afraid i'm gonna like one of the places and J will convince me to move.

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i will be extremely happy when this damn football game is over because if that motherfucker jumps up and shakes this bed one more fucking time, i'm gonna chunk this damn laptop at his head.
i'm lying.
i would never do that.
i'll just fuck him senseless.

p.s. i'm switching back to private in a coupla days.

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