my giney hurts.
but in a very good way.
i got some dick several times last night.
and this morning.
'twas amazing.
see what sex does for me?
i feel so much better now.
my face hurts cause i've been smiling so much.
sucking on the peen may have something to do with it too.
so yeah, you have to disregard my last few posts.
i hadn't had sex in a few days and the hormones are still out of wack.

minus the leakage i've been experiencing, my boobs look really great.
they're so full and perky.
i've still not fully embraced the baby bump, but i'm working on it.
i cannot wait for it to be thursday so we can find out if it's a boy or girl.
i still haven't felt him/her move yet; i'm starting to get a little impatient.
i tried to bribe him/her with ice cream, tons of chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and sprinkles, but it didn't work.
stubborn baby.
stubborn.
that's a funny-sounding word.
maybe it's just my oh-so-southern accent.

did you know they don't pregnant women in haunted houses?
that's some bullshit.
i guess i'm gonna have to settle for scary movies.
J wants to see the grudge 2, but i wasn't really into the first one so i'll probably throw a tantrum and make him see texas chainsaw massacre prequel thingy with me.

oh shit, flavor of love season finale is tonight.
i don't think new york is gonna win.
i think flav kept her around cause she was the only one putting out.
which really sucks cause she really does [appear to] have genuine feelings for him.
if my theory about ugly guys having ugly peens is true, she has to.
that's only way i can explain anyone ever allowing that little gremlin to touch them.
that, and wanting that 15 minutes of fame.
but no amount of fame is worth that shit.
i'm sure flav is a very nice man, but that nigga is too fuckin ugly for words.
and he does not produce pretty children.

what the fuck is with the lurking, people?
don't make me start posting your lurker activities again.
cause i'll do it.
try me.

ugh, i need a shower.
i smell like J's man-funk.

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