my sister emailed me this shit and i couldn't delete it without posting it here and adding my own commentary.
please excuse the bad grammar. you know some negroes just can't be helped.

WE FROM MEMPHIS SO WE:
1) Use words and phrases like "damn right", "stout", "junt", "she goin", "kinfolk", "killa fie head", "gettin cap", "checkin'","Yeah, Yeah!!", "gettin skully", "chiefin", "fie", and end sentences wit "foo", "BRUH" & "manne" and end roasts wit "lookin ass nicca" [unfortunately, this is true. and i've said or still say about 90% of those words.]

2) Loose our damn minds at the party when Triple Six, Project Pat,or Yo Gotti come on and huddle up with everyone else from MEMPHIS and sing THE WHOLE SONG. ["if you ain't my from my hood you can get from 'round herre"; seriously, get the fuck outta the way if "tear da club up" starts playing. those niggas take that shit seriously.]

3) use 2 airbrush every damn thang for big events [that's just tacky. i never did that.]

4) Kno how Mall of Memphis lives in the heart of everyone...and how we don' made the Hickory(hood)Ridge Mall da spot [sorry, i'm from the suburbs. i shop[ped] at wolfchase.]

5) Kno all da old Three 6 Mafia, Project Pat and Eighball/MJG neva gets old(remember them tapes with the typed stickers on em) and still call them "Triple 6." [again, true.]

6) Got a whole "Play" family which includes: 2 Play brothaz that you always kick it with, 1 play sista u can depend on, 2 or 3 Play mamaz that are allowed to whoop yo azz... [...to some extent, true]

7) Rockin all da newest/and old J'z.....ya Icey white 1's...when when da weather right-- a nice pair of polo boots [again, i'm from the burbs. i wear flip flops, saucony, and adidas. that's about it]

8) Rock Girbaud pants w/ velcro straps and the matching shirts. [um, yeah that's for the people who can't afford prada, gucci, armani, etc....]

9) Kno that Terrance Howard's accent in "Hustle and Flow" was extremely exagerrated! [i hated that movie because of that]

10) Kno da females that "goin" in er skool in Memphis [translation: females from the inner city tend to be more promiscuous than those who live in the county areas.]

11) Know somebody's uncle or cousin who bootleg Cdz...and DVDz [i plead the 5th]

12) Made Long Johns shirts into everyday wear..in all da different colors [sorry, i'm not poor.]

13) Remember Stan Bell doin' the Roll Call on K97 every evening at 6:30 and was crunk when someone from ya hood or town was on there ("Now that sounds cool, and that may be, so where u callin from, what's yo set homie?"). [oh, how i miss that.]

14) Remember when everybody just HAD to go to the Majestic on friday and saturday nights.....[again, i'm a little mixed girl who grew up with white people. i don't deal with niggas enough to know anything about that.]

15) Used to watch Underground TV and could always count of seein people you kno tryna do it in da rap game..(Dat's how Yo Gotti started) [see previous comment]

16) say "YEAH YEAH..hoe" afta everythang instead of clappin' [ok, so, i got negro tendencies.]

17) can count the handful of dudes that dont have and have neva had a grill. [yeah, black people with grills scare me.]

18) rockin New Balances now...and used to rock Saucony's (ya'll remember them from like '00) [i don't really understand this one. ]

19) Had a CITYWIDE Senior skip day...(LOL) [that's a fucking lie. senior skip day was the friday before prom and not every school had their prom on the same night. idiots.]

20) Made our own damn "Memphis Walk" [actually, it's called the "gangsta walk".]

21) Hit up da Shell, Martini Room, and the Premiere religiously [i'm pretty sure 2 out 3 of those clubs are closed now but that's besides the point. don't ever go to the premiere unless you're prepared to fight and/or get shot and/or get shot at. i'm just sayin'...... it's not safe.]

22) remember when EAST END skating rink was da place to be..(Skate Odessey is for da new skool youngins) [one word: suburbs]

23) Kno niggaz that skipped skool to go get da new J's. [translation: there were some ignorant motherfuckers who missed school to go buy Jordan's the day they were released.]

24) used 2 go 2 Peabody Place er weekend when it was first built cuz we thought we was grown cuz we was downtown... [yeah, i used to hang out downtown and get fingerbanged by whomever was boyfriend that weekend. maybe that's why everyone thought i was a slut in high school. sorry, J...... i hope my daughter never reads this.]

25) Remember the Memphis CHAT line...used to sneak on da phone when ya mama went to sleep so you could get on therre to fie folks up. [um, i have no idea what the fuck this person is trying to say.]

26) Know we used to couldnt be ova in da hall way with out it bein "Cap Time"..lol [see previous comment. i know it has something to do with blowjobs, but that's about it. wtf is "used to couldn't be"? speak english, bitch! ]

27) Can look ata female by da mouf and tell that "SHE GOIN" [translation: if you have full lips, as i do, it automatically means you're easy and a cock sucker.]

28) Used to say "slick" before erthang.. ex: Damn I'm slick hungry as hell" [i'm almost ashamed to admit this is true and that i used to say it]

29) Know erbody in Memphis is: a producer, rapper, and gotta CD comin out next month. [translation: those niggas ain't got a real job with real, steady income so they all claim to be rappers and/or producers because it's "cool".]

30) Have the CRUNKEST Mayor in America!..."Get the Hell outta my office!!" [good ol' willie herenton, who also happens to be a drug trafficker and addicted to coke. yay for memphis politicians!
not.]

i don't even know why i did this.
only one black person, other than my sister, actually reads my blog so i know all the white people are sitting at their little desks like 'what? i don't get it. what does it mean?'
haha.
yeah, i totally snorted when i laughed.
oh wells.
i'm gonna go give J some killa fie head.

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