is it normal to be really horny when you're pregnant?
all the books say it is, but i think they're referring to normal horniness.
this isn't normal horniness.
it's like i'm in heat or something.

i really want a cigarette.
i miss eating big bowls of cookie dough.
i miss my koolaid and vodka concoctions too.
ugh.
why can't there be like a little switch that keeps all the bad stuff away from the baby so mommy can indulge in all of her bad habits.

my head hurts.
i haven't had any morning sickness today [yay!] but i've still been feeling kinda nauseous [boooo!].
still tired all the time.
and i'm getting fat.
it's like i grew the baby pooch overnight.
i'm gonna spend this weekend wearing all the clothes i know i'm not gonna be able to wear in a few months weeks.
that should be interesting.

i was looking at my little baby calendar/notebook thingy today and that thing is depressing.
i have pretty much nothing written about my first trimester.
cause i'm a dumbass and didn't know i was pregnant.
all the signs were there, i just didn't pay attention.
stupid stupid stupid.

speaking of stupid shit, it's really not a smart idea to drown your skin in cocoa butter and then put on silk pajamas.
it's not a feel-good type of situation.
while i'm giving advice, if you're feeling a little down and want to put a little pep in your step, don't take st. john's wort if you're on the pill.
while it does enhance your mood, it decreases the effectiveness the pill.
ask me how i know.

i have boobs now.
they're really nice.
J likes to play with them.
i think he has a pregnant lady fetish.
he's always rubbing and kissing on my stomach.
it was cute at first, but now it's starting to get really annoying.
i almost feel bad for being so mean to him cause i know my unpleasantness is only gonna get worse.
but then i think about what he and his bionic sperm have done to me, and that makes it all better.

hmmm....i'm hungry.

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