i really want it to be thursday.
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why do i like mayonnaise so much now?
it's so fucking gross.
but i love it.
the kid at subway knows it too.
and i only had to yell at him three times for him to know it.
*
J's finally accepted the fact that me being pregnant is really just me having PMS for 9 months.
give me chocolate, greasy foods, leave me the fuck alone and we won't have that many problems.
i wish i had a little zapper so i could zap his stank ass everytime he touched my stomach without my permission.
it's so goddamn annoying.
i think the real reason i don't like it is because the attention isn't directly on me.
cause let's face it, i'm an attention whore when it comes to J.
i don't like not being the center of his universe.
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i think i might be getting a cold.
i'm not really sure cause since i quit smoking, i cough a lot; and supposedly the stuffy nose is common during pregnancy.
but the weather here is so stupid, that may have something to do with it too.

sunday it was cool; i think 60 was the high.
yesterday, it was cool and it rained ALL FUCKING DAY.
today, it's a nice temp [75] but still cloudy. not raining but still icky looking.
tomorrow, it's gonna be warmer, around 85, but then it's gonna rain tomorrow night.
thursday? a high of 64 with a 60% chance of rain. fuck fuck fuck.
friday...still cool but no rain.

the south sucks dirty donkey ass.
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this weekend is gonna suck dirty donkey ass too.
i'm gonna be home by myself while J's in knoxville for the stupid tennessee/alabama game.
i'd go but i pretty much hate everything about knoxville, including his family.
i don't love them hoes.
i'm sure the feeling's mutual.
i wish i could be a fly on the wall when he tells his grandma he's having a baby with "that nigger girl".
she'll definitely write him out of her will if she hasn't already.
i understand people not liking me because i'm a callous, conceited, rich bitch.
if i were you, i'd hate me too.
but i've never understood how people could dislike me just because i'm [half] black.
it really boggles my mind.
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i'm hungry.
i'm always hungry.
i eat like every two hours; and when i don't, i get sick.
it kinda sucks.
i'm gonna be so fucking fat.
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and to the [canadian] person who just googled "simply complicated ver 2" to get here:
i don't like you.
cause you're a lurker.
and i don't like lurkers.
you should go die. :)

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