hey y'all.
sorry for not updating as often as i usually do.
i've been a busy bee with baby business, school, and christmas shopping stuff.
J's the only person i have left to get gifts for.
he's always the last person i shop for.
it's his fault though.
he doesn't start dropping hints until the week before christmas.
fuckwad.

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i'm so ready for school to be over.
i don't think i'm actually going to the commencement ceremony, but i'm so ready to graduate.
J's jealous cause i'm graduating a semester before him, but it's like he's graduating late.
i took a full load this past summer so i could be done early.
i'm just sick of the whole college thing.
bonus: i won't be in school during my last trimester.
i can just be at home eating everything in the fridge and calling J every hour asking him when he's gonna be home.
oh, and he made his schedule so that he only has afternoon classes.
hopefully baby girl will be born either in the morning, at night, or on the weekend.
if he misses any part of her birth, i will make the rest of his life as miserable as humanly possible.

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i think her first words are gonna be "daddy's a douchebag".
that's probably the one phrase i say to her the most.
she also hears "why are you crying now?! because daddy douchebag is also an insensitive douchebag and he masturbates on mommy's body pillow and tries to convince her that his cum stain is actually drool.
cause he'a a big bag of douche.
but i still loverz him.
he's so sweet.
he gets me fast food at 2am.
he always leaves me little love notes around the house, in my bag, and in my car[even though i rarely drive my car].
he still buys me flowers every other day.
and the sex is still great.
i thought he wouldn't be as interested in sex once i started showing prominently.
nope, he's still a horny toad.
which is kinda good since my sex drive has skyrocketed.
but sometimes, i'd rather not have his peen all up in my face.
one of these days, i'm gonna bite that sumbitch off.

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anyhoos, a few people have requested to see the belly progress but almost everything is on tape. i did manage to find a couple pictures that hadn't been put in the scrapbook and i took one this morning just for y'all.
feel special.
warning: photoshop isn't that user friendly. i pretty much suck at this stuff.

no baby bump @ 10 weeks [look! i have abs! and they're perfect! i didn't know i was pregnant when i took this pic. i swear i started gaining weight the moment i found out. p.s. my bronzer is better than your bronzer.]

the 16 week pic should be here but it's blurry and ugly, so i'm leaving it out. deal with it.

buddha belly @ 20 weeks [no stretchmarks! and maybe a smidgen of bronzer. i may or may not be slightly superficial.]

it's not much, but you'll take what you can get.
beggars can't be choosers.

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don't you just love how people are saying "poor britney" in relation to kevin federfugger contesting the divorce thingy?
not me.
i have no sympathy for that dumb bitch.
i hope he takes her for all she's worth.
she was the one that flew him to europe or whatever when he wasn't even interested in her.
she wanted kids and that's what she used him for.
he's used her for her money.
bitch is getting everything she deserves and then some.

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my tits hurt.
and i'm hungry.
i'm always hungry.

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