22 weeks.
that's how far along i am.
there are times when i'm still in awe of this whole baby business.
i'm just like 'holy shit. i'm pregnant.' and i get excited and scared in the same moment.
it's still a pretty overwhelming experience.
J is too fucking calm about this.
he's gonna faint in the delivery room.

-i've been up since 5:30 because zoe decided that would be a lovely time to start playing hopscotch on my bladder.

-i really hate people who say "eff" instead of just saying "fuck". it's really annoying.

-you're not supposed to have sex in the campus main library. they take away your library "privileges". as if i enjoy going to the damn library. i was horny and that was closest spot.

-last night, i picked a fight with J because he won't tell me what he's getting me for my birthday. I WANNA KNOW!

-it's kinda fucked. when i'm actually able to drink alcohol legally, i can't. i feel the need to cry.

-i *graduate* in 17 days. i'm not going to the ceremony though. not because i don't want to, but our school is *special* and doesn't have december ceremonies. [although i probably wouldn't anyhow because you couldn't pay my fat ass to sit in one spot for 2-3 hours just for a piece of blank paper and a handshake. i will eat and nap instead.]

-i'm horny.

-any radio station that plays christmas songs before it's even december should be blown to bits and pieces and fed to rabid dogs.

-baby girl says hi.

-i really want one of those belgian waffles from ihop. with lots of whipped cream and maple syrup. yummy.

-person with IP address 24.92.114.42 from houston, texas: do not molest my goddamn archives if you're not gonna leave a fucking comment. you rude bitch.

-i'm pretty sure i should be working on that paper that's due tomorrow.

-i need my giney licked.

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