finals week.
boooo.
but yay.
it's almost over!

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for those who care:
i barely got ready in time for that stupid party.
everything was cake except finding a dress.
it's so fucking hard to find a dress that fits right.
not only do i have a buddha belly, my ass has expanded quite a bit.
it's so goddamn awkward.
if my ass and belly were at the same level, you probably couldn't tell which is the front and which is the back.
but anyhoos, i made it with the help of one of my backup fags.
i lurves the gays.
J was trying to hump me the whole time so i assume i looked pretty damn good.
i almost got in a fight with one of the miserable cokewhore wives.
the cunt basically said until J and i were married, i'm pretty much just a "glorified girlfriend".
i was gonna fuck that botox-laced face bitch up, but J has a habit of pulling me away right when i'm about to lunge at a hoe.
and i didn't even get to see any old people drama unfold.
but J and i did have some really great sex in that limo.
oh yes.
i got the rugburns to prove it.

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sunday, he and i pretty much all day in bed studying, watching football, and fucking.
yeah, that's all.

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i haven't been feeling very well today, so he's been doing all the cooking and cleaning.
and i didn't even ask him to do any of it.
i've trained him well.

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that damn dog is pissing me off.
she's knocked over the christmas tree three times now.
if that motherfucker breaks one more fucking ornament, i'm skinning the hide off that sumbitch.

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baby girl's nursery furniture should be arriving some time next week.
yays!
i'll be so happy once that room is finished because then all i'll have to worry about is carrying the little wiggle worm to term.
this is how it looks, except i'd never torture my baby with those atrocious colors and we didn't get the ugly daybed converter thingy.
[the link is a pdf file]
i know.
you're jealous.
;)

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i think my family is coming here this weekend.
they wanna celebrate my graduation, but i really just wanted to sleep in and wake up knowing i wouldn't have to spend another weekend studying or writing a 10-20 page paper.
i don't wanna deal with those crazy people.
i don't really like them.

Labels: baby business, my love, weekend stuff

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