good doggy: even though i ruined his clothes, the man came home from his first day of classes with taco bell and season 1 of martin in tow. *happy dance*

bad doggy: after i'd just spent 20 minutes trying to find a comfortable position to sleep in, that motherfucker wakes up wanting some sex.

now, i'm not one to turn down sex, but why couldn't he ask for it when i first got in the damn bed? i know he felt all that moving around i was doing.
douchebag.

i still put out though.
and teh sexx was mmmm mmmm good.

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i went to get my nails done today. that all went fine cause they always give me a face mask thingy so baby isn't exposed to that shit. my only problem is that i never know what those damn asian women be saying about me and i know they're talking shit.

then i went to get my hair trimmed. this shit grows so fast now. anyhoos, about midway through the trim, the girl sitting in the next chair starts getting her hair bleached.
fine.
whatever.
ruin your hair.
but i don't wanna be inhaling that shit so i asked to move to another chair, preferably next to someone not getting harsh chemicals schlacked on their hair.
the bitch doing the bleaching cops an attitude and mumbles "it is a hair salon, ya know."
very politely, i turn and say "excuse me, bitch? what'd you just say?"
and she's all "i didn't say anything" and dadadada.
so, i was like, "bitch, don't get it twisted. just like this is a salon, i will whoop your ass."
and right when the roast was about to get good, rico's punk ass starts flailing all over the place, "sit down! this isn't good for the baby!"

gotta love the fags.

but had that heifer kept her fucking mouth shut, that whole scene would've never taken place. it'd be different had i made big ordeal about sitting next to the bitch getting her hair bleached, but i didn't say a word to that skank. i asked the person doing my hair if we could move. bitch is lucky i wasn't feeling vindictive or i i'd have slashed her tires.

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the hubby and i have a date tonight.
dinner and a movie.
nearly 4 years [minus the 6 month break] together and he still asks me out on dates. it's so cute. i don't know where we're going for dinner but we're going to see alpha dog. it better not suck. i can't even remember the last movie we saw in the theaters that hasn't sucked. i really wanna see the pursuit of happyness because i loved the book, but i'm sure i'll cry the whole time so i gotta wait until it's out on dvd.
damn hormones.

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it's definitely time for a nap.

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