-Jay installed the car seats in our cars this morning. i was really happy and excited when he finished. and then i cried. a lot. i'm gonna be a mommy soon. i don't know how to be a mom. this kid is gonna be in therapy for years.

-i didn't think it was humanly possible to pee as much as i do now.

-i have my last round of prenatal tests on wednesday. i'm glad i won't be getting poked with any needle because i'll raise hell, but getting swabbed in my nether regions isn't very appealing either.

-in the little baby pool we've got going, 12 out of 20 people picked days before me due date and the other 8 picked days after. the earliest is march 14th. the latest is april 3rd; though i'm considering disqualifying that particular person because he's a big weirdo and knows nothing. and march 20th was picked most often.

-king of the hill cracks my shit up. dang it, dale!

-i'm craving extra cheesy nachos with extra jalapeños and a strawberry milkshake with tons of whipped cream. but i don't wanna get any fatter than i am already. but i am hungry. i had a healthy breakfast, i walked half a mile, and i had a semi-healthy snack. i deserve to indulge a little bit.

-ugh. that dog needs to be taken to the groomer asap. she smells like all kinds of funk. it's making me nauseous.

-i haven't been very productive today. the only thing i've done is vacuum the bedroom and go for a walk. it's making a little anxious. i need something to do so i don't feel like a big useless blob. i'm getting some nachos and a milkshake.

-this stupid back belt thing is making me itch.

Labels: baby business, so random

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