howdy kids.
how ya been?

i'm alright. it's late. i'm watching eddie murphy's "raw". it used to be funny. now, not so much.

zoe's got the hiccups. that's always a weird feeling. once that's passed, she'll be stomping around again.

it snowed today. it was nice but it didn't really stick. Jay and the dog ran outside and played in what little snow we did have. that was cute until they brought their nasty asses back in here tracking mud and shit through the house.

we had a nurse-midwife come by for a childbirth class/session. i didn't like her. she kept talking to me and Jay like we were five year olds. i had to deal with that shit for damn near 4 hours. and i didn't even learn anything new. thank geezus this is only a 2 session deal or i'd have to kill her.

my weight gain is really depressing. all those times that bitch of a doctor was telling me i needed to gain more weight and it was all unnecessary. nuDoc said i gained more weight than i should have. i just decided there should be a law that forbids any discussion of my weight by anyone who isn't me or they shall have their eyes gouged out be stoned to death by midgets with eyelashes from unicorns.

Jay and i worked on baby girl's and our scrapbook. we weren't very productive though cause i kept crying and getting snot all over everything.

he's not feeling well right now. the taco bell didn't agree with him. he's laying in bed in the fetal position rolling around, whining like a little baby. i tried to make him feel better by rubbing his tummy but he yelled at me and insisted i didn't understand the pain he was going through. apparently, carrying a child who likes to yank on the umbilical cord is a summer's breeze compared to having trapped gas for a minute or two. ugh. i'm not even gonna let him stick the head in when he wants some. asshole.

what else is there....oh! v@ndy beat florida today. i was really pissed at Jay for trying to watch that game while we had the childbirth session going on. but i do hope that win gets v@ndy in the tourney.
memphis beat gonzaga. i was really disappointed at how they almost let that game go with all their stupid mistakes and missing free throws.

my glasses are fuzzy.

i really wanna try new body butter that Jay bought, but i'm afraid if i alter anything in my routine i'll get stretch marks. and i can't have that.

did you know you can get hemorrhoids during labor while pushing? i didn't. my sister was telling me i shouldn't get too excited about not having them. she never got them while she was pregnant with my nephew but she got 'em during labor pushing his big ass out of her giney. so naturally, i asked if she crapped during the delivery and she hung up in my face; which leads me to believe she did. hell, i wasn't there; i had a chem exam that day. i'm just trying to be prepared for my own labor.

oh, lawd geezus, please don't let me shit on the table while i'm having my baby.

Labels: baby business, my love, so random, weekend stuff

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