i think i figured out why i'm always getting stuck in the bathtub and the papasan.
my ass is HUGE!
i'm pretty sure it's growing at the same rate as the buddha belly.
it's not pretty.

i drank a liter of mountain dew last night.
i couldn't really taste it but i had the worst indigestion.
burps are fun though.

i'm still really confused as to why he would feel like i'm not including him in the pregnancy. he told me he had this dream where i was showing off the new baby and everytime he would get near us someone would push him away or i'd just ignore him and not acknowledge his presence.

first of all, no one besides the mommy and daddy are breathing anywhere near my baby the first 3 months. it's just a fact.
the only thing i get really pissy with him about is when he tries to TAKE OVER the things i normally do, like household stuff. and that's not really my fault.
i cannot control being obsessive-compulsive. and if he would just do everything the way it's supposed to be done, it wouldn't be a problem. what is so difficult about making all the lines in the carpet parallel when you vacuum? hell, he should be glad i still wanna do all that stuff.
and the reason i get really upset with him for touching me is because he does it to provoke that very reaction. if you don't wanna get punched in the skull, then don't bite my ass and yell "JUICY BOOTY!" or squeeze my boobs and then ask if they're sore.
idiot.

OMG! that dickface! he was totally trying to make me feel bad so he could leave for the weekend without me bitching at him.
OH HELL NO!

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