thought i was having the baby tonight. no such luck.
it took us longer to drive to and from the hospital than the amount of time we actually spent in the hospital there. stupid pre-registration.

and you know what? if you get pulled over cause SOMEONE is driving like a bat out of hell, the cop won't give you an escort you to the hospital so you don't get pulled over again or have an accident. they just wave you off and tell you to be careful.

i did get to practice cussing out nurses though.
i was so pissed when they told me to go home because i haven't dilated and my water hasn't broken yet.
I'M IN PAIN!!!!!
who the fuck cares about water breaking or dilation??? my vagina feels like it's gonna fall off.

we're probably gonna have 3 or 4 more false alarms before zoe decides to get to gettin'.

man, i'm gonna be pregnant until christmas.

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