i'm slightly inebriated but that's okay.
i'm gonna get my ovaries knocked around in a minute or two but i had to write about this before i forget.

i really hate the saying "you want to have your cake and eat it too". duh, bitch. i ain't just gonna sit there and look at it. i'm gonna eat that shit. i like cake. it's so tasty. especially chocolate cake with vanilla frosting. ooh, red velvet. i like red velvet cake. it's yummy in my tummy.

Jay's putting on a thong. he's been in there a while so i don't think it's going well. all that meat and taters.
hehehe.
i snorted.
i'm a dork.

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