[yesterday]

*in no particular order*
-i ate an insane amount of watermelon of blueberries. that made me pee a lot.

-i drank an insane amount of alcohol. that made me a pee a lot too.

-Jay and i went to see transformers. he's been stoked about that movie for some time now and loved it, but i didn't get it. it was like watching two 18-wheelers smash into each other for two and a half hours.

-i cussed out some people for yelling at me at the movies. i wasn't loud because i'm black. i was loud because i was drunk.

-we had lots of sex. 'twas lovely every single time.

-i punched some bitch in the nose because i don't like her and she said some shit she shouldn't have said to me. i'm not sorry.

-i really enjoyed being in a bikini and making bitches jealous. i had to punch one of those jealous bitches. moreso because she's an evil, hateful bitch.

-i said "no, he does not have a boner! he's just really gifted in that area" more times than i cared to.

-i flashed a cop. apparently, the neighbors do not like us having sex on our balcony. i didn't think i was that loud.

-we saw lots of pretty fireworks. we didn't make it to the downtown show. we watched a local one from our balcony instead. sorta kinda. i can now say that i saw fireworks during and after amazing sex with my hunny. i didn't like cops coming to house though.


[today]

-i bleached the entire kitchen after seeing my ass print on the table and refrigerator door this morning. that's some disturbing shit to wake up to.

-i worked out for only half an hour. i had intended to do the usual 3 hours, but i aggravated a hip injury. it pretty much sucks.

-i stayed in bed all day being a spoiled brat. YOU MADE ME THIS WAY!

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[random stuff]


-i think it's kinda funny how Jay hates the whole blogging thing, but acts as though i've smacked baby jesus whenever i deny him access to mine. he's cute.

-i'm not drinking or smoking [heavily] anymore. i may have an occasional glass of wine and/or spliff, but none of the bad stuff anymore. i'm trying to get the uterus baby-ready.

-speaking of new baby business, we have a name picked out already. well, first name. it's actually my last name, but it works as a first name for a boy or girl. we're gonna come up with an alternate as well. i almost didn't wanna name Z, 'Zoe', towards the end of the pregnancy. i'd been calling her "baby girl" even before i knew she was a girl, so i wanted to name her that. i think it was the crazy-pregnant-lady hormones though.

-i'm so not happy about having to go this wedding saturday.

-i'm kinda nervous about Jay taking the GMAT. i'm probably overthinking it but how well he does pretty much determines what schools he'll get in and where we move and all that other grown-up stuff. AND he has that job interview. my brain can't handle it.

-i'm really worried about my favoritest fag. since he's moved faketitslandL.A., we've talked almost every day, even if only a minute just to check in. i haven't talked to him or gotten an email all week and that's just not like him. i look forward to those gossip emails with GIRL!!! as the subject heading. but seriously, i'm worried.

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