-it's really awkward to be surrounded by women gossiping about other women's husbands cheating when THEIR husbands are cheating on them.

-it's even more awkward to be invited to a swingers party. it also makes me feel dirty.

-tuesday cannot get here fast enough.

-i am madly in love with quizno's broccoli cheese soup. and the bread bowl. i want to make sweet, sweet love to that bread bowl.

-it snowed today. it didn't stick but it was kinda weird considering it was 75 degrees just a few days ago.

-i finished xmas shopping today. i've decided i'm getting gifts for everyone next year. i'm getting too old for this shit.

-tuesdaytuesdaytuesdaytuesdaytuesdaytuesdaytuesday.

-why does every goddamn commercial on tv have beyonce in it? for real! i wanna know this!

-i've tried to imagine my life without Jay; i can't do it. no, really, i can't do it. HE'S ALWAYS THERE. he's the one person i truly cannot live without.

-he doesn't like it when i make him sit on my feet to keep them warm. "you have a drawer full of socks. why don't you ever wear them? this is uncomfortable. seriously, it's not natural for human beings to do this! stop wiggling your toes!"

-it's almost monday. and after monday, is tuesday. i really need it to be tuesday.

-fudge. i should make some fudge.

-Jay has a great ass. i just wanna eat it up.

-i'm never sure about anything. that annoys me.

-cross your fingers and send me some good, happy vibes. on tuesday. =)

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