dude.
i'm on my honeymoon.
in muthafuckin brazil.
or brasil.
neither of us knows one fucking word of portugeuse.
but i can samba my little ass off.
every person, place, thing i've seen in sao paulo and rio is fucking GORGEOUS.
even with all the rain.
i can't even comprehend this fuckery.
and did you know these sumbitches in rio NEVER sleep?
i bullshit you not, it's mardifuckinggras in brasil.
i don't even know what the day is.
oh, we won't actually be "legally" married until we get back to the states.
just being here trumps all that shit so i don't really care about the legalities and technicalities.
now, we're off to get some dinner before another night of fun fun fun.




"babe, we're gonna get lost in the muthafuckin rainforest. ssome real life blue lagoon shit. oh shit, look! it's toucan sam!" --Jay

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