just got home from brasil only to come back to CHAOS and i'm too fucking exhausted to deal with any of it.
why, oh why, did we have to come baaaaccckkkkk???

the next several days will be quite busy, but fun stories & pictures coming soon; including the story of how i spent 20 minutes AT GUNPOINT yelling at trying to explain to some rufioes brasileiro that they could have my camera just not the memory card with my goddamn wedding & honeymoon pictures on it, allthewhile getting yelled at by Jay for yelling at the dudes robbing us.

yeah.
we were robbed.
in muthafuckin brasil.

there should be a law that states, 'YOU CANNOT ROB SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE AS YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!'

oh, & my husband thinks i forgot, but i clearly remember hearing "i didn't get married for this shit!"
not gonna lie.....i contemplated chopping his dick off, shoving that ring down his throat, & leaving his ass for dead after saying that......but he licks my giney pretty well........soooo......

how y'all doin'?

[ETA 1:30am] i totally thought this man was joking when he said the first thing he was gonna do when we got home was watch the superbowl

he wasn't.
not even a little bit.



i don't think you quite understand......this bitch is watching the SUPERBOWL. RIGHT. NOW.


i know he's a boy.
and i know he missed the superbowl.
but it was TWO WEEKS AGO.

AND

he already knows who won.


what kind of fuckery is this????

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