• i'm super duper hungry. Jay's picking up dinner from carraba's [cause we got banned from eating there last week] on his way home from work, so i'm eating sunflower seeds to hold me over until he gets here. it's not really working.
  

• i really hate bras. no matter how comfortable you're told the bra is, it never really is comfortable. never.

• i've come to the conclusion that my kids' mouths are gonna be just as filthy mine. but, you know what? i'm totally fine with that. i tried to stop cussing because Jay asked and it seemed like a good thing to do. but i like the word 'fuck'. i like to call people 'bitches'. and i say 'motherfuck' a lot. i like it. i like it a lot. i'm actually looking forward to the day that i get a phone call from one my kid's teachers because he/she called the teacher a bitch. my response will be, ''bitch, don't call my house being a snitch what the fuck were you doing to my baby to make him/her call you a bitch to begin with?'' cause i'm a role model
  

• i watched the power rangers movie earlier today. such a cute, yet atrocious movie. i thought tommy was hot shit back in the day. i hated kimberly cause i knew she was getting a piece of that. i wanted to break billy's glasses and then point and laugh cause i'm evil.

• i'm really hungry and it's making me angry.

• the lollapalooza lineup was released this morning. i wanna go sooooo bad, but i'll be about 7 months along by then. i don't think i'll be fit to go. *sad face*

• i think i'm actually gonna have to buy maternity clothes this time. that makes me sad.

• i really hate Jay's job for sending him away the day of my next doctor's appointment. and i hate him even more for not telling them he couldn't/wouldn't/didn't want to go.

• next month marks the 5th year Jay and i have been together. i think it's kind of a milestone for us, but i really don't wanna plan anything because a) it cuts into my napping time and b) we JUST got married; it seems kinda trite.

• i masturbate a lot now. a LOT. that's probably TMI, but hey, i didn't make you read it.

• oooh, dodgeball is on. "NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD!"
  

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