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Thursday, March 19, 2009

    this is me being grouchy


  • there is something so unpleasant about waking up with a dick in your asshole-- this is a very serious statement. i don't care how many green beers you had, you don't get to violate me like that. what the fuck is wrong with you, man?
  • some days, i feel like i will forever smell like baby puke.
  • i am really sick of cuntbags not giving me a goddamn courtesy wave when i let them merge. if i didn't have my baby in the back seat and wasn't one point away from a suspended license, i'd mangle those bitches.
  • if my mother goes in my kitchen and try to rearrange my shit one more fucking time, that bitch is leaving this house on a gurney. i don't give a fuck where you keep your goddamn paprika. i have my reasons for placing things where they are. LEAVE MY STUFF ALONE!
  • i fucking hate springtime.
  • i am so unbelievably annoyed with my little brother for telling me he was coming to hang out with me and his niece that he barely knows only to spend the entire time he's been here hanging out with Jay and his friends. i am so not making that strawberry pineapple cheesecake now.
  • bah.

--i refused to spellcheck @ 8:40 PM | |