operation: not be a mom for a night? success. sweet, sweet, success

not only did i get drunk, dance like white people, get in 5 fights [3 verbal with some queens and 2 physical with some dirt nasty hoes] resulting in my getting thrown out of every single bar/club i went to that night, i came thisclose to getting arrested. those handcuffs were not very fuzzy. i don't really like the right to remain silent.....cause i don't really know how to do that.

and Jay says i'm not allowed out of the house for another year. i don't care. i had one of the best nights out i've had in a long time and i got crazy-great sex when i got home. it was worth the wait.

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my bubba's birthday is coming up and i don't really know what to get him. i know i could say 'i birthed your baby, happy birthday!' and be done, but i've always gotten him really good birthday presents. why stop now? i was hoping he'd use some of his vacation time this month so we could have a little family getaway or something, but the way things are at work for him, i don't see that happening. hmm....there was some video game he mentioned but i don't ever pay attention when he starts talking about video games. i should probably get him a new PSP because ava totally ruined the one he has with her slobber. he thinks he lost it somewhere in the house; i actually hid it so he wouldn't see what his little princess did.

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another year i'm missing bonnaroo. ugh.

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it's really REALLY annoying to be trying for another baby and hearing about [an]other couple[s] getting pregnant because they just HAVE to share the news with everyone they know including people who cannot stand them. i'm not jealous, i just think i deserve to be pregnant before that wench because i'm better than her in every way imaginable.

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i have never had a big mac from mcdonald's and i have never wanted to.
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