i know i've been m.i.a. for a while but that's only because an almost-2 year old and an almost 8-month old terrorizing my life and an almost 5-month old fetus destroying my uterus because Jay does not remember how to pull. the fuck. out. so, my life consists of temper tantrums, poopy diapers, leaky tits, and vomit.

lits- demands juice every waking moment. her favorite word is 'fuck'. just like her mommy.
kylie- crawling. attempting to stand. probably the spawn of satan.
little nugget- heh. yeah. TOTALLY unplanned.
Jay- single handedly trying to destroy my entire reproductive system.
me- i'm a mom. and a wife. who just discovered that no one fucks with you when you break a couple of lamps when someone asks what's for dinner.
--i refused to spellcheck @ 5:23 PM | |